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“A beer please,” Obi-Wan said, his voice barely rising above the din. He placed the credits on the bar, his fingers shaking slightly as he did so./
The bartender looked down at him with a frown, his brows furrowing as he took in Obi-Wan's thin frame. “How old are you, kid?”
Obi-Wan shifted uneasily, suddenly aware of the attention he was drawing from the patrons around him. “It’s not for me,” he replied quickly, his voice steady despite the tremor in his fingers. “I’m just fetching it for my Master.”
Master is a bit of a loaded word in the wider galaxy.
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nests for kyber by bgyeetusthefetus
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
06 Oct 2024
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The jedi hadn't swarmed in years, and now a master is dead. And rightly so. However as word of Jinns punishment spreads, not all the beings in the republic understand.
Meanwhile, Obi-wan loved his new master. He was a lot more biteable than his last.Series
- Part 2 of bees and strills
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Sleight of Ear by bgyeetusthefetus
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman - All Media Types
03 Oct 2023
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The only reason he ever dealt with Batman anymore was because of Dickface. He hadn't expected this to earn him points with the Justice League; he wasn't a "good guy."
The mission was Wonder Woman's idea (she gave him a coffee mug as thanks – he used it at work). Now he was stuck playing the role of a non-violent CI while rooting out League of Assassins members in the FBI. He'd become a mob boss to avoid a 9-5, and yet here he was, living the office life. Ugh.
On a consulting case, his hearing aids began their annoying beep – he'd forgotten to charge them. Well, crap.
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To the Temple's eyes, Junior Padawan Kenobi had always appeared feral, and given all he had endured, his current instability was understandable. In their eyes, Qui-Gon was a saint for taking the troubled boy back under his wing.
Qui-Gon was, in fact, not a saint but Obi wan was feral.Series
- Part 1 of bees and strills
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Laughter Amidst the Stars by bgyeetusthefetus for Spacedemon365!
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Aug 2023
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"Hello, Minister!" Percy's triumphant voice boomed, his jinx finding its mark. The Death Eater, Thicknesse, writhed in discomfort, his wand dropping from his grasp. "Did I mention I'm resigning?"
'You're joking Perce!' shouted Fred, as the Death Eater he was battling collapsed under the weight of three separate Stunning Spells. Thicknesse had fallen to the ground with tiny spikes erupting all over him; he seemed to be turning into some kind of sea urchin. Fred looked at Percy with glee.
'You are actually are joking ... i don't think I have heard you joke since you were-'
the daughter watched on. She couldn't interfere. she shouldn't. But maybe this once...
this is not finished and probs wont be for a while
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bees and strills by bgyeetusthefetus
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
06 Oct 2024
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