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let's spend the night together by bi_zemo
Fandoms: Boat that Rocked | Pirate Radio (2009)
26 Aug 2025
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"i cant believe my boss is getting hit on by midnight mark this is incredible."
"no one is hitting on anyone, now can you please start sweeping." she popped her bubblegum and headed to the back to get a broom. "He was so flirting, that wink." I began putting away the singles Rose had organised. "No man is gonna hit on another man publicly, that's the sort of thing that gets you jumped."
"He's a pirate, he's hardly an upstanding member of society." I sighed and sent her to get on with sweeping the floor, ignoring that she kind of had a pointmidnight mark x male reader
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fast times at barrington grammar by bi_zemo
Fandoms: The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, Bandom, Midtown (Band)
25 Aug 2025
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“You two, you’re supposed to be studying.”
Gabe slammed the book shut, praying the teacher hadn't seen. When he spun his chair to see who it was he saw the new teacher with a stern look on his face. Pete instantly slammed a hand over his mouth to stifle his sniggering and Gabe slapped his thigh lightly, trying to look at the teacher apologetically.
“Sorry sir, we were just catching up after the holidays.”
The teacher nodded, still stern, and turned to walk away before pausing.
“Oh, and put that book away. Anything labelled ‘shag book’ cannot be educational.”
british au, everyone is 18, technically no teacher student relationship
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A collection of sub Connor Murphy smut loosely grouped with a plot tho the plot kinda disappears after the first one
It’s mostly just smut
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midnight mark x reader smut cus ive watched this film like seven times in a row and cant decide if i want to fuck him or be him
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y/n and zsasz harm themselves in different ways
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Will needs a smoke - he drops his last cigarette
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23 Nov 2025
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You're determined to get your nipples pierced, even if the highest rated piercer in your area is...less than pleasant to interact with.
It ends up being far more worth it than you thought it would.
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- Part 1 of RENDEZVOUS
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30 Oct 2025
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Fed up with bad dates and even less satisfying sex afterwards, you’ve taken to running out the batteries on your vibrator and shoving the hopeless romantic inside of you into a box of shame until it stops getting you into shitty situations. You’re just about ready to throw in the towel and commit yourself to a lifetime of finding out what exactly being a ‘spinster’ and excessive cat-ownership entails when—because things can somehow still get worse—your brooding, man-of-few-words neighbor decides to tell you that he can hear how awful your love life is because you share a bedroom wall with him.
At least he proposes a solution. In the end, turns out you didn’t have to go far to get what you needed after all.
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30 Oct 2025
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In the dim light of the TV's Glow by e4rly_dawn
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
18 Jul 2025
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It wasn’t supposed to happen.
They weren’t supposed to argue that morning. Yet it wasn’t supposed to feel any different than the rest of the times they fought.
But it wasn’t about anger anymore.
This was just them.
No need for formalities or kindness. It was always actions and words, being done and said only when necessary.And at moments like this, when you haven’t had a good night’s sleep in weeks and when your wife or your boyfriend leave you and when you can’t even get drunk with all this fuckass serum in your veins, that loathing feels pretty damn stupid.
Too stupid to consider before acting.Bookmarked by bi_zemo
11 Sep 2025
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Play Pretend in the Dark by e4rly_dawn
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
23 Jul 2025
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Two days later Bucky came back, knocking the usual three times. He acted as if nothing had happened and so did John. Because that’s who they are and what they do. It’s all about necessity, it’s all about need. Because if want and love were involved, John would be with a woman and Bucky with someone he tolerated.
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11 Sep 2025