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    "I never recommend this to anyone," Robert says, "but I think you specifically should try getting high."

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    20 Apr 2026

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    genuinely one of my favourite fics

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    “We have a…situation,” she explains cautiously, gesturing toward the still-closed door. “We found a group of children.”

    “Children?” Robert echoes. “Have you notified the parents?”

    “Yeah…” Her nose wrinkles into a worried expression he’s never seen on her face before. It’s as if she’s trying to find a way to tactfully work around what she’s going to say next, which Robert takes as a bad sign for worse news.

    Oh, yeah. Now, he’s genuinely worried.

    “...And?”

    “Well…” Mandy says slowly. She hesitates, as if picking several different ways to phrase the unthinkable before settling with: “They, uh. They named you.”

    --- --- ---

    In which the multiverse has a little hiccup, which results in Robert Robertson having to take care of his children from alternate lives and send them home.

    This will be easy. Right? Right...

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    13 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    baby i love you, OOOH OOH OOOH,

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Robert, Prince and Thane of Cleeves, is sent away by his father to be a knight for a Princess named Mandy. While working for her, she shows him a forest filled with mythical creatures, magic, hybrids, and a surprisingly attractive elf who runs the forest, dubbed “The Connector”. How will Robert balance being the king of Cleeves and his desire to stay in the forest?

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    13 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    out, damned spot, OUT!!

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    When Robert was fighting a villain a few years ago something happened to him that made him...blood thirsty.

    In a very literal sense.

    Poor unsuspecting Herman comes to check on him one night after he left sick from the office and gets caught up in a very dangerous situation. A situation that he definitely doesn't mind.

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    Herman Becomes Roberts personal blood bag, with benefits.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    blah blah blah

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    The villain's face turned blue. Robert was suddenly face to face with the memory of Shroud’s neck in his hands, blood rendering his face unrecognizable, watching as the life drained out of his eyes - so much anger, so much pain, the sick satisfaction he felt after it was over.

    Being a hero was the worst part of him as much as it was the best part of him.

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    Robert Robertson has to make the decision to return on the scene as Mechaman, or return to his life of dispatching. Regardless, his decision is in vain when he's the only one able to go on a mission covertly after a hospital is hit with a hostage situation and a bomb threat, since the public doesn't know his real identity. Herm honestly just wishes Robert’s happiness didn't overlap with getting in harm's way.

    Takes place on the route where Robert kills Shroud, Invisigal embraces heroism, and Robert doesn't romance anyone.

    Slowburn WaterMech feelings ensues.

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    08 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    tidal wave like gd --_-