12 Bookmarks by bigboycrack
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"I never recommend this to anyone," Robert says, "but I think you specifically should try getting high."
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“We have a…situation,” she explains cautiously, gesturing toward the still-closed door. “We found a group of children.”
“Children?” Robert echoes. “Have you notified the parents?”
“Yeah…” Her nose wrinkles into a worried expression he’s never seen on her face before. It’s as if she’s trying to find a way to tactfully work around what she’s going to say next, which Robert takes as a bad sign for worse news.
Oh, yeah. Now, he’s genuinely worried.
“...And?”
“Well…” Mandy says slowly. She hesitates, as if picking several different ways to phrase the unthinkable before settling with: “They, uh. They named you.”
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In which the multiverse has a little hiccup, which results in Robert Robertson having to take care of his children from alternate lives and send them home.
This will be easy. Right? Right...
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Robert, Prince and Thane of Cleeves, is sent away by his father to be a knight for a Princess named Mandy. While working for her, she shows him a forest filled with mythical creatures, magic, hybrids, and a surprisingly attractive elf who runs the forest, dubbed “The Connector”. How will Robert balance being the king of Cleeves and his desire to stay in the forest?
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When Robert was fighting a villain a few years ago something happened to him that made him...blood thirsty.
In a very literal sense.
Poor unsuspecting Herman comes to check on him one night after he left sick from the office and gets caught up in a very dangerous situation. A situation that he definitely doesn't mind.
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Herman Becomes Roberts personal blood bag, with benefits.
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Robert does some gig work for extra cash. His latest delivery has some interesting items for a very familiar face.
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“Courting, dating, going steady. Does it matter? What would you call it?”
“Easy. You’re my nerd.”
“Then, of course, you are my bully. You always have been.”
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Baljeet seeks out someone to kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve. It doesn't go according to plan.
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Maybe it was a bad idea to bring the guy with a noticeable crush on him over to his shitty, sparse apartment under the guise of sharing a drink and "getting to know each other". Maybe it was absolutely fucked how desperately he wanted his hands on Z-Team's very own Waterboy.
He was so going to get fired for this. And it'd be so worth it.
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Or, Robert shooting his shot and getting more than just his mind blown in response.
Bookmarked by bigboycrack
31 Jan 2026
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queeeench!!!!! this needs 137% more quench!!
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Herman takes Robert up on his suggestion to try getting high, and somehow it leads to them fucking in Robert's bathtub. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bookmarked by bigboycrack
16 Jan 2026
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ive read this 1 william times just wanted to mark it to read again so i wont forget it
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Robert is a straight F student and needs a tutor to pass his precal class. Little does he know that the tutor he hired would steal his heart. <3 (I read all the comments so don't be shy! Leave one! 😉😁)
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17 Dec 2025
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auuuugh sillies..... i hate them also MINOR CHARACTER DEATH WHAT
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Robert says something a little too honest to Herman. He doesn’t take it lightly and Robert is left feeling like an idiot.
It only gets worse when Waterboy starts doing things to please Robert specifically.
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the intolerant brightness of your charms by yakuzapalooza
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
27 Dec 2025
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Herman is known online in some circles as Mecha-Man’s #1 fan. After Mecha-Man retires, he’s completely devastated until someone dares to ask him why he likes Mecha-Man so much.
Of course, he’d pass away if he knew the person that asked him WAS Mecha-Man. Good thing that the account is anonymous…
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- Part 1 of the intolerant brightness of your charms
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The villain's face turned blue. Robert was suddenly face to face with the memory of Shroud’s neck in his hands, blood rendering his face unrecognizable, watching as the life drained out of his eyes - so much anger, so much pain, the sick satisfaction he felt after it was over.
Being a hero was the worst part of him as much as it was the best part of him.
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Robert Robertson has to make the decision to return on the scene as Mechaman, or return to his life of dispatching. Regardless, his decision is in vain when he's the only one able to go on a mission covertly after a hospital is hit with a hostage situation and a bomb threat, since the public doesn't know his real identity. Herm honestly just wishes Robert’s happiness didn't overlap with getting in harm's way.
Takes place on the route where Robert kills Shroud, Invisigal embraces heroism, and Robert doesn't romance anyone.
Slowburn WaterMech feelings ensues.
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- Part 1 of Ocean Waves