biojerm
Fandoms
- Team Fortress 2 (12)
- Postal (Video Games) (3)
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you look so out of it, pull it together by professional paraphilic pdude (biojerm)
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)
29 Apr 2025
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Reader finds himself hating his body again. Dude puts an end to that ASAP.
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you're my stump by professional paraphilic pdude (biojerm)
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)
31 Mar 2025
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Dude let out a tired breath, clutching onto the body tighter. It was fresh, one of his most recent kills, so there were no issues with the smell, or decay, or insects...yet. He knew they'd come around, as always.
Disappointing. He liked this one.
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Dude's in love with a dead body. Again. I dunno man, I just be spittin!!!
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smoke my guns, i kill your people by biojerm, professional paraphilic pdude (biojerm)
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)
27 Mar 2025
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Dude fucks his gun. That's it.
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An ongoing collection of songfics I make. Will update tags as I go on.
Most of these will probably be centered around Sniper, because of my downright infatuation with writing him (and him in general as you can probably tell), but I will definitely try to branch out into other, non-Sniper pairings and fics. Side note: Sorry for my music taste.
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The world is full of fishes, but I trust you by flayedscouts (biojerm)
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
27 Feb 2025
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Scout remembers his abuser, and all the things that led him to where he is. Sniper comforts him.
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yeah im postaling it im duding it i got signs on my petition by biojerm, kev (biojerm), professional paraphilic pdude (biojerm)
Fandom: Postal (Video Games)
31 Mar 2025
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good ol' fluffystuffs. for NORMIES!!
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- 2,061
- Works:
- 4
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You've been helping out your troubled neighbour recently. He tells you he needs a gun cleaning kit. Naturally, you show him how to use it. Maybe drinking before was a bad idea.
Titles from Kill Alters discog.
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- Part 2 of kinktober '25...
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Ler Dude (Postal 3) Headcanons
Warning: these headcanons are from a tickle *kink* perspective, while not all are NSFW (and will contain a mention if they are), I consider tickling my biggest *kink*. Minors DNI.
No major content warnings, but contains mentions of scenarios that involve non playful tickling and brief mentions of feet tickles. Let me know if anything else should get a warning.
Bookmarked by professional paraphilic pdude (biojerm)
24 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
new fetish unlocked thank you p3
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Needing to take your mind of the mundanity of your life, you find yourself in the Edensin red light district in the company of The Postal Dude. Crack doesn’t buy itself.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,762
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 11
- Kudos:
- 50
- Bookmarks:
- 8
- Hits:
- 575
Bookmarked by professional paraphilic pdude (biojerm)
16 Sep 2025
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hhhhhhhhhhnrrrr.....
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Dude jacks off and cuts himself thsts it he prays a little ig
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- Part 1 of Postal dude shit I guess?
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in the moment that you start to fall, you're comfortable by xenasfiction
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)
14 Sep 2025
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dude helps g/n reader cut themselves as a coping mechanism
extremely self indulgent fic lololol