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    Neil didn’t mean to steal a car belonging to a local gang, and he certainly didn’t mean to steal the gang’s getaway driver, Kevin Day, along with it.

    Unfortunately for Neil, Andrew Minyard doesn’t care why he stole the car (or Kevin), just that he knew how to drive it - and honestly, who made Kevin the getaway driver, anyway?

     

    A Baby Driver AU, but it's so loosely connected that you don't need to know anything about the movie to read.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Neil was just trying to leave the hotel he'd holed himself up in after being released from WITSEC two weeks ago.

    Simple, right?

    And while he did succeed in leaving the building, he also managed to get stuck in an elevator with the entire Palmetto State exy team, perform emergency triage on half of them, parkour a little, and possibly learned what it means to be free.

    Featuring: Chaotic Foxes, Neil being the only competent person in the room, concerning head wounds, and even more concerning blondes who won't stop staring while Neil tries his best not to die in this elevator.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    According to the team, Andrew is currently losing a custody battle for Neil against a sport invented by the mafia.

    It’s a running joke in the locker room: Neil cares about Exy, and then, distant second, he cares about breathing. Andrew is somewhere on the list, probably below the new backliner spread Kevin found.

    Andrew doesn't bother correcting them. He knows the difference between a distraction and a destination. He knows Neil runs until his lungs burn to keep the ghosts quiet, but he also knows exactly whose bed Neil crawls into when the adrenaline fades.

    (Or: 5 times the team thought Neil loved the sport more than the goalkeeper, and one time Neil made the hierarchy terrifyingly clear.)

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    04 Jan 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Andrew and Neil's relationship developing as the year goes through and they learn ways to be better for each other.

    When their nothing might become something unbreakable.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    "Andrew," Neil murmurs, quietly so the others can't hear. "You gotta put me down. I'm gonna—it's too good."
    Andrew inhales sharply, and Neil can hear the intensity of his interest in just that sound. "Do you want me to put you down?"
    Neil shakes his head, feeling dazed and a little desperate. "No. Fuck. But it'll make a mess."
    Andrew's grip tightens on Neil's thighs. He doesn't stop walking. "Make a mess, then."

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    Andrew gives Neil a piggyback ride home from the bar, and Neil cums his pants.

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    10 Dec 2025

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