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    It’d been touch and go, Andy told him when Robert finally picked up the phone, but he’d made it. There hadn't been much else to say given the resentment still clinging to them at the time, but Robert had taken annual leave and headed back to Emmerdale, sat around the kitchen table as Vic cried on his shoulder and Diane fussed and Annie called from a bad connection in Spain, and braved himself to see his dad for the first time in three years.

    In typical Jack Sugden fashion, he’d barely reacted to Robert’s presence, taking it as a given, and Robert had bitten his tongue and tried not to scream.

     

    [Or: Robert's home for the weekend, which would be fine if they were a normal, healthy family.]

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    17 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    A future fic based on Aaron's speech 13/9/18

    1: we'll take him to the cinema to watch a rubbish film;
    2: wipe the snot off his face when he gets dumped at the school disco;
    3: and teach him to drive

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    20 Jul 2025

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    "I used to...well, me and your brother were big pals once," he says, deciding to spare Steve the whole convoluted saga. They're probably a bit young to appreciate how he and Aaron single-handedly invented the concept of love back in 2014.

    Steve nods like they're a very busy kid, and they're grateful he's kept it brief. Robert thinks the number of Dingles he doesn't actively want to throttle may have just risen to two.

    Robert and Aaron find their way back to each other with a little help from Steve and Hazza.

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    20 Jul 2025

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    Simon has never forgiven Baz for ruining his life at the start of eighth year. He’d hoped never to see Baz again. Ever. But when Baz applies for a position on the Coven, it’s impossible not to hire him. So – now, they’re working together. And as much as Simon wants to continue hating Baz, the dead spots between them are starting to heal …

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    06 Feb 2022

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    Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.

    "I need a favor," he says at last.

    "With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"

    (High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)

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    06 Jun 2015