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A house party, some kisses and a confession.
For the DeadBoyWeen 2024 prompt: Halloween.
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- Part 5 of Haz's DeadBoyWeen 2024
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Monty, Jenny and the Night Nurse find a sense of family in their own corner of London.
For the DeadBoyWeen 2024 prompt: Family.
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- Part 4 of Haz's DeadBoyWeen 2024
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Just boys orbing out and losing track of each other and panicking.
For the DeadBoyWeen 2024 prompt: Orbs.
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- Part 3 of Haz's DeadBoyWeen 2024
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A missing scene: Edwin and Niko comfort each other after the events of 1.05.
For the DeadBoyWeen 2024 prompt: Comfort.
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- Part 2 of Haz's DeadBoyWeen 2024
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Charles does Crystal’s make-up and they talk about what it’s like to have a crush.
For the DeadBoyWeen 2024 prompt: Colours.
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- Part 1 of Haz's DeadBoyWeen 2024
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“A deal. You pretend to be my boyfriend for a few weeks, show up at my house, escort me to social functions and such. Your overall person, manner and opinions should be enough to truly scandalise my parents. You will only need to be yourself, only less... charming.”
Charles gave him a bright grin. “You think I’m charming?”
Edwin ignored him. “And I will act all smitten with you. When they offer you the money to break up with me – and rest assured, throwing money at problems is their only way of handling anything – you will take it. I shall be horribly heartbroken to make them feel guilty and any subsequent romantic partner who is a bit more... mellow than you will be quite welcome.”
Charles stared at him, unsure of how he could’ve ever thought of Edwin Payne as innocent. “Damn... you are a conniving little bastard, aren’t you?”-
Charles Rowland's first impression of Edwin Payne can be summerized as privileged, rich and aloof – also incredibly pretty, but that’s besides the point. However, when Edwin presents him with a scheme to piss off his conservative parents and get some money out of them in the process, Charles can’t resist the siren call of causing mayham for some Tories.
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10 Nov 2024
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“For someone who claims not to like thinking,” Edwin says, raising an eyebrow, “you do a remarkably good job of it.”
Charles laughs. “Tell that to my old teachers, mate.”
“If they disagree, then they can’t be very qualified.” Edwin says this simply, like it’s just a fact of life. Like it’s plainly obvious that if anyone thinks Charles is stupid, it’s they who are at fault.
Or: Charles grew up poor and is likely to stay that away, his job at the magic store notwithstanding. By the time he meets Edwin, he's decided that he wants a new life. In between figuring out what's up with the mysterious wish-granting pigeons, and whether he can go to the Royal Ball, Edwin makes him want to take a chance on being happy as well.
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05 Nov 2024
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Five times Charles gave Edwin his jacket and one time Edwin stole it.
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14 Sep 2024
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An in-depth look at Monty's life with Esther before and during the events of the show, plus the long road to building a new family afterwards.
"a good familiar" covers Monty's life from hatching to a few months after Esther is defeated, and "a good family" covers the months in London after that.
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05 Sep 2024
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Tonight's the Night You Fight Your Best Mate's Dad by Opossum_Subatomic
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
02 Sep 2024
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It's been said that bringing someone coffee is the ultimate act of love. A look at the boys' relationship throughout their college years.
Or, five times Charles brought Edwin coffee and one time it was the other way around.
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- Part 1 of That Live College Boy Espresso
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02 Sep 2024

