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The Romantic Opportunities of Sandwich-Making by Faster_Than_the_Speed_of_Sound
Fandoms: Supernatural
27 Aug 2021
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While running from authorities on one of his missions for the assassin's guild he works for, Castiel breaks into a random apartment to hide. He doesn't expect to come face to face with the occupant, nor does he expect the beautiful Omega to be so... calm. Dean Winchester, even in the face of Castiel's loaded gun and death threats, doesn't panic.
Instead, he offers Castiel a sandwich.
Damn it. Now what is Castiel supposed to do? (Spoiler: Falling in love with the cute Omega was NOT it!)
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05 Jan 2022
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'OK. All right. We can do this.' Dean runs a nervous hand through his hair and looks beseechingly at Cas. 'Do we really have to do this?'
His housemate favours him with an amused smile. 'They're your family, Dean.'
'I know that! I just – god, Thanksgiving can fuck itself sideways with a Black Friday prices chainsaw.'
'I fail to see how the cost of an object thus misused would impact on the manner of its insertion,' Cas says, and even after six months of living together, Dean still can't figure out if that trademark mix of deadpan delivery and squinting is an epic-level trolling technique, or if Castiel really is that goddamn literal. Either way, he laughs despite himself, then gives a little moan and rests his head on the steering wheel.- Language:
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09 Jun 2021
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Castiel holds the mic to his mouth and says, in a rough, sly voice that hits all of Dean's buttons and then some, 'I look like a fucking nerd, don't I.'
It's such a bald statement of fact, it gets a laugh. Castiel's lips curve upwards, and without quite meaning to, Dean leans forward to listen.
'I mean that literally, by way: I look like a fucking nerd, like a nerd who fucks. What! Don't laugh at that, you judgemental prick,' he says, grinning so there's no sting in it as he points the mic at a chuckling guy in the front row, 'you think a guy in sweater vest can't get some cock if he wants it? I'll have you know, I had one whole boyfriend in high school. Yeah. I was hot property. You wanna talk about band geeks getting it on in high school, forget that American Pie flute insertion bullshit; ask a fucking gay hornist where he gets his embouchure.'- Language:
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09 Jun 2021