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“I need you to have sex with me.”
Draco stared at her, sure he had misheard. “Pardon?”
Hermione looked up at the ceiling, taking a deep breath. “I have it on good— I have heard— oh bloody hell,” she muttered. “I’m bad in bed. I need practice.”
His lungs had entirely stopped working. “Practice,” he repeated dully.
“Yes, practice.”
“At sex.”
“At sex.”
“And you came to me why?”
“Because what else are we going to do here this month?”
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- Part 1 of call it what you want
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08 Nov 2025
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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07 Nov 2025
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After the war, Draco Malfoy seeks refuge from infamy in the Muggle world. A friendly Muggle couple takes him under their wing, but there’s a problem: they are intent on setting him up with their best friend, Hermione Granger.
Or, in which the Muggle friends Hermione Granger undoubtedly would have had will not take no for an answer.
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- Part 1 of The Meet Your Match Universe
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16 Oct 2025
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The new gym teacher is infuriatingly arrogant, infuriatingly defiant, infuriatingly rude and, the worst of all sins, infuriatingly attractive.
Teacher!AU with Vi and Caitlyn as high school teachers.
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07 Aug 2025
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Before The Day Breaks by mellowthorn
Fandoms: Realm of the Elderlings - Robin Hobb, Fitz and the Fool Trilogy - Robin Hobb
27 Jul 2025
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When the Fool returns to Fitz’s life after decades away, Fitz has everything he could possibly need: his home in Withywoods, his daughter, and now his dearest friend back by his side. But while the Fool’s presence stirs up long-buried emotions and raises uncomfortable questions regarding Bee’s parentage, the Farseers find a way to tangle Fitz and the Fool back into the world of royal politics. As Fitz embarks on a journey that forces him to face the life that the Fool has lived in his absence, he must finally confront the questions that have gone unanswered for twenty-five years.
(A sequel to After the Sun Has Set—AU where Amber moves back to Bingtown after Fool’s Fate.)
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- Part 2 of After The Sun Has Set
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22 May 2025