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Skipping Christmas? Again? The Cookies Say Otherwise! by burntmantou
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
20 Oct 2024
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REVISED VER OF AN OLD FIC!!! christmas fic mid-october? yes sorry
vv that i deleted because i'm embarassed..Espresso Cookie usually spent Christmas alone-- actually, he'd often forget about it until Latte Cookie came at his door showering him with useless pleasantries.
He felt way more fulfillment staying up all night working arduously on his studies, surviving on several, no, a COPIOUS amount of caffeine and avoiding every social interaction possible.Thus, it was to his dismay when Madeleine Cookie invited him over for Christmas-- and to his HORROR when he received another invitation from another Cookie.
He's a coffee mage, not a social strategist!
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It’s such a nonsensical thing to do, to touch and feel the other squirming beneath him. To devour delighted, mischievous gasps and breathless laughs that devolve into something shameless and wanting. They are Cookies crafted by godly creators, not common beasts that rut and mate in the fields to bear offspring. There is no point in this. Their bodies are not made for this.
Yet each time Shadow Milk’s hands pass over his hips, each time they dip lower and tease new form into being - Pure Vanilla cannot help but feel he was made for this and this alone.
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20 Jun 2026
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Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.
A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.
Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.
There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)
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18 Jun 2026
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hermione with a gun was not something i expected to see at 3am on a thursday morning but here we are
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Harry Potter enters his 1st year of Hogwarts, and his story goes just about the same. Only thing that’s different?
He can’t speak.
And Severus Snape just so happens to be the first professor in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to discover the boy’s disability.
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07 Jun 2026
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Severus cleared his throat again. Merlin, this was difficult. “Potter—” he began quietly, but cut himself off when the boy startled. Potter spun around to face Severus, and that’s when he noticed it. The blood.
It was like a switch, the way all awkwardness traded itself for concern. “What happened?” he asked sharply, eyes zeroing in on the hand that, now not held to Potter’s chest, was dripping blood onto the floor.
What if, instead of fighting Dementors, Harry spent the summer before Fifth Year writing to the nameless, faceless man that he found in a photograph of his mother?
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Harry is accused of burglary. The Dursleys leave him to rot. Dumbledore sends Snape to remedy the situation. Harry finds himself in the care of an irate Snape. Not slash, gen-fic w/ focus on Sevitus relationship. Angst galore. Warnings: coarse and suggestive language, mentions of abuse/neglect. Un-betaed and un-Britpicked.
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- Part 2 of Crime and Punishment