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Sometimes, though, even that’s too hard. Some days are worse than others. Some mornings he wakes up, with a head on his chest and an arm on his waist, and he can’t shake his fears. He slips out of their holds and goes to make his coffee. He acts like everything’s normal, because it is. It should be – he should be.
There’s one morning in particular, though, that it all comes to head.
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Shayne Topp, and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Morning. -
nobody knows what it's like to be us by shayrasha (butchisms) for point_n_click
Fandoms: Smosh (Video Blogging RPF)
22 Dec 2025
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Everything about Trevor fits into her life annoyingly well. School starts, and it’s like a puzzle piece she didn’t know was missing suddenly appeared. On the nights that she stays up too late studying, he gets up in a baggy tee and his boxers and offers her a home-cooked meal.
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Trevor, Arasha, and a semester of falling in love. -
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Lottie shrugs, then smiles. “They always tell me what to put.” She says, in her voice, monotone as usual. Jackie doesn’t bother asking who they are, she says shit like this all the time. She turns herself around to ask Travis what he got, but he’s already holding up a 87. Jackie groans, sliding down in her seat.
“Does everyone suddenly know French except for me?”
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“Um, Arasha. It should be under Lehan-Hecox.” She says to the lady, “Or just Lehan.”
“Room 101. Ms. Giarratana.”
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After a bad breakup, Amanda moves back in with her ex-boyfriend and his husband. -
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hobie: miles why don't u want me
miles: I'M LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SAVING BROOKLYN???
pavitr: that's no excuse, miles
miles: What the fuck
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spider-verse texting au
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gwen stacy has emotional motion sickness by butchisms
Fandom Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
07 Aug 2023
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a series where i bully gwen stacy for the vine
these are put in a order but it's not super specific !!! basically there's some fics from before astv and some from after. they don't have to be read in any specific order tho, they're all just grouped together
TW this series has self-harm and just generally mental unstable things goin' on ! each story has it's own warnings tho so proceed with caution
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How to screw an alien by bleeding_hydnellum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
Later, Ryland visits Erid and Adrian learns about Ryland's biology.- Language:
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Bookmarked by butchisms
06 Apr 2026
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Sometimes all it takes is one joke, one word, to start something new.
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Guys, what does it mean if I get hard when my boyfriend calls me daddy and lets me take care of him?Bookmarked by shayrasha (butchisms)
27 Jan 2026
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Tommy has been pretty unlucky in love, which really isn't his fault. Gay men in LA are unbearable, and dating apps are hell. Spencer hasn't dated in years, after a series of stupid choices at his old school led to him falling out of love with love itself.
They don't know each other, but their friend groups are extremely intertwined, and extremely full of happy relationships. When their friends start to get sick of their negative attitudes about dating, they start devising a plot to set them up.
The problem is neither of them will agree to it.
[ Spencer/Tommy SMAU ]
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Bookmarked by shayrasha (butchisms)
01 Aug 2025
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Eyes open, arms wide (meet me halfway) by Scattered_Stardust16
Fandoms: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF
13 Oct 2025
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The moment passes as Tommy drags him into a hug, arm around his shoulders, the other slung around his back.
It’s only later, after he’s home, eaten, showered, and in his bed; that he thinks of it again. The warmth of Tommy’s hand on his neck, the heat of his body as they hugged, the brightness of his grin, the thought of, oh he’s going to kiss me.
Or: post summer games, Chanse falls in love with Tommy.
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- Part 2 of Smosh fics
Bookmarked by shayrasha (butchisms)
21 Dec 2025
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Arasha completely, definitely does NOT like her best friend's brother.
Or so she says.
Bookmarked by shayrasha (butchisms)
22 Aug 2025