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    Just a collection of unrelated smut that I’m too lazy to write the plot for! Relevant information will be in the notes of each chapter.

    1. Local succubus doesn't realize he's hooking up with an alien.
    2. Clark accidentally gets sent to the future, where he finds himself in an interesting position.
    3. Having a younger boyfriend can be a little troublesome.
    4. Clark's rut always means a busy week for Bruce.
    5. Bruce loses track of a toy, which ends up causing him a fair amount of trouble.
    6. Clark has to watch different versions of himself enjoying the company of his best friend.
    7. Ivy's attack has affected a civilian, and it's Bruce’s responsibility to help out.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    His fingers touch something weird, something round and silicony feeling. Right. Duncan frowns, pulling it out slowly.

    "What the fuck," He shrieks, surprised.

    Raymun pauses the game instantly, of course he does, and turns around on the couch just to see Duncan holding the biggest dildo their eyes have ever seen. Not that Duncan’s seen many dildos in his life, but still. The thing is massive. Bright, almost violently red, covered in weird swirly textures, and Christ, it’s nearly the size of the box itself, which is nearly the size of Duncan's forearm, and Duncan is a big lad. It has to be pushing at least thirty centimetres, if not more.

    or: Duncan receives a dragon dildo by mistake, finds out that Aerion Targaryen runs a youtube channel where he posts dragon dildo reviews, and becomes a bit obsessed.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Aerion Targaryen flies in to a new city to close a deal for the family business and gets patted on the head instead. He walks back to his hotel through a fantasy convention, opens Grindr looking for a conveniently large top, and ends up pulling a seven-foot viking in full chainmail.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    This truth sat and curdled in his stomach, wrong and awful. A dragon reduced to this. Little more than a creature licking its wounds while craving the wretched thing that carved them.

    He knew exactly what these dreams meant. It was terribly, irrevocably inconvenient.

    And so this, he feared.

    (Alternatively: Aerion can't stop dreaming of Dunk among dragonfire. Dunk can't stop dreaming of what he did to him in the tourney. They have sex about it.)

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    17 Mar 2026

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    "Apologies, Lord Lannister," Ser Duncan says, his voice steady, tone stern. Aerion has to, embarrassingly enough, go on his tiptoes to catch a look at his profile, and his face seems confident, not at all intimidated by the annoyed gaze Lannister throws him. "Prince Maekar was very clear that no one was to touch Prince Aerion without his explicit consent."

    Lord Lannister makes a complicated face, as if he can't quite understand the words out of Ser Duncan's mouth. "Pardon me? No, Prince Maekar wants his son wed within the year. All of the Seven Kingdoms has heard it by now. If he expects no one to touch him, he might as well lock him in his chambers and lose the key!"

    Aerion steps forward as white-hot anger flashes in his veins; he moves, intending to beat this puny little lord's insolence to a bloody pulp, but Ser Duncan throws an arm out and forcibly shoves Aerion back behind him, a warning growl on his lips.

    Lord Lannister freezes. Aerion freezes. Ser Duncan stays relaxed.

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    17 Mar 2026