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When I Stumbled Upon The Snowy Woods on a Tuesday Morning by c0c0nut_biscuit
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia (Movies), Narnia - Fandom
16 May 2026
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OC from present day gets isekai'd to Narnia approx. 50 years before the Pevensies arrive. She encourages them to not wait for a prophecy, and just overthrow the White Witch, but alas, that is not how prophecies work.
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- Part 1 of Home is Where the Hearth is
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Lavinia Cratchit has been hopelessly pining over Archie Lane for weeks now, but as the zombie apocalypse begins, will her skills of survival make him hers?
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- Part 1 of If Only I Were Undead
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Home is Where the Hearth is by c0c0nut_biscuit
Fandom Chronicles of Narnia (Movies), Narnia - Fandom
16 May 2026
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"I miss you"
He was shocked by his own answer. He quickly shut his mouth, swallowing harshly as if that would take back what he had confessed. Morrissey's face was unreadable yet his inner turmoil was entirely overwhelming, bubbling over and threatening to spill onto his features. His heart begged him to believe the man in front of him who he so easily fell for again and again. But his brain told him it was just the same old shit all over again. The promise of more, the promise of something that would never actually come because Johnny Marr had made up his mind a long long time ago. In his future there was no place for Steven.
There never had been.
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04 Jul 2026
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I’m completely confused and about to argue when he leans in close and whispers in my ear, “And when you make love to her tonight, you think of me.”
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04 Jul 2026
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While on the hunt for Horcruxes, a chance encounter with Death Eaters ends with Harry being sent back in time to 1942 and de-aged to five years old. The horcrux inside of him leads Headmaster Dippet to the absurd conclusion that Harry must be Tom Riddle’s son from the future. Dippet believes it is best for model student Tom to take care of Harry until they find a way to send him back to his time.
Tom is not happy with this arrangement at first.
Previously titled Learning to Love
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- Part 1 of How to Love
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There are no wolves left in Ireland by CatSteppingOnAKeyboard
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), Derry Girls (TV)
14 Dec 2022
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Orla raises her hand higher. “I’ve been possessed.”
Erin rolls her eyes. “No, she hasn’t, Sister Michael. Orla was iron deficient last year- she got a swimmy feeling in her head every time she stood up and she thought that was demons.”
“It was demons.” says Orla, evenly.
“Oh, and iron tablets made the demons go away, did they?”
Her cousin shrugs and thumbs the side of her nose. “Well, I felt better after I took ‘em, didn’t I?”
Another Derry, another time, same old Pennywise. Armed with friendship, faith, an encyclopaedic knowledge of Catholic heresy and a pitchfork one of them got out of the garden shed, the Derry girls do battle with a clown who really should have known better than to try this shit in Northern Ireland.
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Home Alone: At Hogwarts by Thatonelyric
Fandoms: Home Alone (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jul 2022
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The Golden trio are killed early in their search for the seven Horcruxes. Voldemort orders a full invasion of Hogwarts to find the remaining ones. In a panic, Hogwarts is evacuated. One student sleeps through the evacuation order: 4th year Ravenclaw Kevin McCallister.