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    “Physical desire is a perfectly manageable thing. There is no reason to perform such an act for the sake of the act itself, biologically speaking,” the elf speaks to him slowly, as one might when explaining something to a very stupid, albeit endearing, pet. “Unless one is engaged in the reproductive pursuit of conceiving a child, of course.”

    A swig of the mulled wine manages to get unpleasantly lodged in Halbrand's windpipe. “Oh,” her eyes narrow at the thinly disguised laughter in the wet of his cough; other patrons around them turning to investigate the source of such a noise. “Oh—Galadriel.”

     

    Or: Galadriel is a 5,000 year old virgin, and Halbrand decides to change that.

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    Hermione reluctantly runs a bar. When Draco comes in for a drink one night, he makes his interest immediately and insistently known. But the absolute last thing Hermione needs right now is to shag someone ten years younger than her with biceps bigger than his brain.

    …Probably.

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    "So let me get this straight," he says. "You're a dryad."

    "Quite so," she cheerfully replies.

    "Like an actual—" His hand rises to make a feeble gesture at the towering elms that surround them— "tree-dwelling, speaks-with-animals, has-magical-powers, frolics-through-the-woods-in-orgiastic-pagan-frenzy dryad?"

    She wrinkles her delicately freckled nose. "Well, I don't know about orgiastic frenzy, that's really more of a maenad type of deal."

    He looks her up and down, taking in her pretty face and her slender figure in the skimpy white dress.

    "Too bad," he mumbles.

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    Draco and Hermione are best friends, and she swears by it. So they've crossed a few lines together. They're just friends. Porn with plot. 

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    Drunk in a club is the best place to have unprotected sex with a stranger, didn't you know?

    Kylo and Kira are swingers. Rey is a sweet morsel for them to devour.

    Now with more chapters. :)

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