can_of_tomatoes
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- Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler (2)
- Homestuck (1)
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my troll headcanons
that’s it i was bored n wanted to write- Language:
- English
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- 265
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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pt2 of my work of ciel fucking a can of tomatoes and catching an STD after, sebastian def did too
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Ciel Phamtomhive fucks a can of tomatoes by can_of_tomatoes
Fandoms: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
19 Sep 2024
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ciel phantomhive fucks a can of tomatoes and then gets caught.
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Calliope learns that since her dreamself is a troll, she has to deal with certain cyclical urges associated with the species. And Caliborn discovers he's more than happy to go along for the ride.
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13 Aug 2025
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“Stockholm syndrome, or capture-bonding, is a psychological phenomenon in which hostages express empathy, sympathy and have positive feelings towards their captors, sometimes to the point of defending them. These feelings are generally considered irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims, who essentially mistake a lack of abuse from their captors for an act of kindness.”
Written pre-2015 and it shows!
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13 Aug 2025
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30 Jul 2025
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Your brother wasn't always the closest person, you understood it was hard taking care of you and Dave all alone. But tonight it seems like he craves some closure.
"This is my brother and I need a shovel to love him" -Natalia Diaz, A Brother Named Gethsemane
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- Part 1 of Your self-inflicted misery exposure
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30 Jul 2025
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Andrew Graves x A Can of Whole Tomatoes by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel)
11 Sep 2001
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Andrew Graves from hit indie video game the coffin of andy and leyley forgets all his trauma and stops fucking his sister to instead fuck a can of whole tomatoes in juice.