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the daylight seems to want you by bodhirookes
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment RPF
07 Jun 2021
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“We’ll be fine,” Ryan repeats, still brandishing his sandwich in a threatening manner. “Just wait and see. Our kids are going to come back and grow up to be botanists and environmental conservationists.”
Annie, the music teacher, rolls her eyes. “Your kids are going to come back with poison ivy and heat stroke.”
Andrew protests, “They’ll be wearing long clothes! Because it’ll be sixty degrees! Which rules out heat stroke!”
Curly, a kindergarten teacher, nods unconvincingly. “Yup, I bet. We’ll be holding our breaths.”
When they all part to resume classes, Andrew stops and tells Ryan, “Don’t listen to them, man. We’re gonna rock this shit, and our kids are going to beg us to take them hiking every week. We’re gonna rock this shit.”
“I know we are. We’ll show the others just how totally rad and down with the kids we are, and how we can positively influence their outlook on Earth Science.”
Or, Ryan and Andrew, two fifth grade teachers, decide to take their students to a nature center for a field trip and end up falling head over ass in love the the park rangers assigned to accompany them, which doesn't bode well for either of their professional credentials
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05 Aug 2022
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Water vs juice. As if there has ever been a contest between the two in Eddie Diaz's life.
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02 Jun 2025
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Norman Ellison gets to live the worst day of his life over and over again.
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12 May 2025
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Patrick is a bit of an edgy loser and Paul digs it.
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14 Jun 2023
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“I’m not going to give it to you just because it means something to you, Dude. When do any of us ever give each other stuff for no reason?” Charlie clearly thinks he’s got Frank here, but Frank pauses for a moment, considering.
“Wait, now that’s not true. What about when Mac gave Dennis that rocket launcher?”
“That’s different,” Mac and Charlie both protest immediately, at the same time.
“How is it different?”
“Because Charlie’s not in love with you,” Mac says matter-of-factly.
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Mac lets it slip that he used to be in love with Dennis and Dennis slowly descends into madness.
Set after Season 15.
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02 Apr 2023