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Kipperlilly Copperkettle is familiar with that old cliche. The teacher-student fantasy. An older man with bad intentions takes an interest in you, shows you the reins. That’s kind of what she expects from Porter Cliffbreaker, but what happens instead is much weirder. (And more interesting.)
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A Steamy Romance Novel: A Kirin Torrid Affair by canniballecters
Fandoms: World of Warcraft
23 Aug 2025
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“For the record, I take no umbrage with the way you speak to me,” Illidan said. “In fact, I enjoy your company.”
Maiev scoffed.
With a smirk, he added, “Particularly now that you are my cellmate, and not my jailer.”
“Funny,” Maiev said, “I much preferred when you were on the other side of the bars.”
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- Part 2 of A Steamy Romance Novel
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A Steamy Romance Novel: The Warden's Forbidden Desire by canniballecters
Fandoms: World of Warcraft
10 Aug 2025
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“I thought you said it was trash,” Illidan said, raising an eyebrow. He read the title aloud. “A Steamy Romance Novel: The Warden’s Forbidden Desire.” He examined the cover illustration closely. “Is this meant to be… us?”
“Perhaps in your lurid fantasies, Betrayer. Of course you would denigrate the noble Warden, imagining her draped across your foul musculature like a wanton whore.” Maiev paused for a moment, lost in thought. “Though the man does bear a passing resemblance to you…”
Maiev and Illidan find an interesting book in the library of the Cathedral of Eternal Night.
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- Part 1 of A Steamy Romance Novel
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Fia takes a drag, giggles. “You remind me of my dad.”
“Oh yeah?” Aleksis grins, intrigued by the comparison. Papa Zborowska was a big man with a crushing handshake—a little stuffy and old-fashioned, maybe, but undeniably an alpha.
“Because like,” Fia sits up, tilting her head to the side, and considers him. “You’re old.”
Aleksis winces, coughs. Fia doesn’t seem to notice.
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caveat emptor by canniballecters
Fandoms: Acquisitions Inc., Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
07 Aug 2025
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“We have been watching you with interest, Mr. Dran. Your predecessor–”
“Mr. Loupe,” Omin says automatically.
A hum of acknowledgment. “He was meant to train you. Apprentice you. What did he show you?”
“Very little, I suspect.” Admitting his inexperience stings, but Omin knows better than to lie to this entity. He also sees an opportunity for some hands-on mentorship.
“A shame. But no matter. We will make a fine consort of you yet, boy.”
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I Might Like You Better If We Slept Together by bigmascara (rigormorticia)
Fandoms: World of Warcraft, Warcraft - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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Ten thousand years and change after the War of the Ancients, the Burning Legion has returned—again—and resumed its conquest of Azeroth. Some of her greatest heroes have died screaming in felfire; others have suffered worse fates, twisted beyond recognition into the Legion’s pets. Perhaps none have fallen further than the once-inexorable warden Maiev Shadowsong, who now lies naked on her back, willingly stained with the sweat of a monster—
—no, such melodrama is unbecoming of her age and station. Maiev only happened to feel an old, animal itch in unfortunate company.
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05 Aug 2025
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Neal Caffrey doesn't know it, but he's probably the best thing that ever happened to Peter and Elizabeth's sex life.
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29 Jun 2025
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Lost in the deep abyss, Azshara has been suspended in a corrupting stasis for her defiance. Her terms to N’Zoth had been clear–she would remain queen. And a queen does not serve at the whims of anyone; not even a god. N’Zoth reconsiders her offer.
Prompt: Time Loop/Telepathy
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03 Apr 2025
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Tangled in Moonlight and Sin by LightsFeather
Fandoms: World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft - Various Authors
05 Feb 2025
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In the depths of a prison carved from stone and shadow, a relentless Warden and her captive wage a battle not just of blades, but of flesh, will, and obsession. What begins as defiance dissolves into something darker—an intoxicating war of dominance where hatred and desire blur into one.
She, bound by duty yet caged by it. He, shackled by chains yet freer than she dares admit.
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20 Feb 2025
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Optimization is V1’s specialty. From projectile punching to explosion-propelled feats of acceleration, V1 was made to make itself better: faster. To achieve maximum performance, it opts to optimize its energy usage. A more efficient source of biofuel may exist—but V1 needs a means to extract it. A particular peripheral used by Mindflayers seems promising.
V1 intends to test it on Gabriel. There must be something better than blood.
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