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    The flight attendant just shook her head. “No, sir”, she said slowly, enunciating just a tad too much, like they she was talking to a bunch of idiots, “I’m certain that’s not a misspelling. There are two entirely different names on here, I am afraid”

    “They can’t have misspelled it that much, that can’t be true!”, Barrett exclaimed, still laughing.

    But Ilya’s heart dropped as realisation hit.

    She was right.

    There were two entirely different names on there.

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    OR: after Ilya takes Shane's last name, he forgets to book his own flight and the entire team gets a good look at his passport. Which definitely doesn't read "Ilya Rozanov" - no matter how wrongly you might spell Rozanov.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    What if Montreal won their playoff series against Ottawa in The Long Game? How would Montreal deal with Ilya Rozanov, “the Most Hated Man in Montreal,” attending his fiancé’s games?

    Or Ilya gets the Taylor Swift treatment – the bad kind.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    jaden 🏒 @hollan0v
    shane hollander getting white girl wasted 🔜 ….

    ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
    please stop. shane hollander doesnt like alcohol he likes apple pie and baking cookies and his husband and thats IT

    jaden 🏒 @hollan0v
    @hockeyh8r he’s pouring one out especially for you tonight best friend

    Alternatively: Shane Hollander celebrates his hattrick against the Montréal Metros.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    “Oh, just that Ilya and I have been fucking for, like, a decade.” Shane said, nonplussed.

    JJ’s jaw dropped. Hayden let out a weird, choking sound. Troy started laughing, but it also sounded like he was crying. Wyatt and Cliff looked at each other, huge smiles taking over their faces.

    “He’s who I had sex with this morning,” Shane continued, oblivious to the table’s reactions. “Twice.” He added cheerfully.

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    It was supposed to be a casual night out with friends - until, JJ and Hayden show up, with Shane (his secret boyfriend).

    Shane is panicking, of course, so Ilya pours him some vodka, as an emergency option. This turns out to be a mistake. Lips get loose, and secrets are revealed.

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    27 Apr 2026