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Matthew doesn't think before he speaks and it brings about more problems than solutions. by cargoshortsenjoyer
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
18 Feb 2020
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Matthew doesn’t want the bandits to be hanged so he convinces the others to bring them to England, and accidentally gets them sent to the dungeons.
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England Is Cold. Edward Isn't. by cargoshortsenjoyer
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
03 Feb 2020
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Thompson cuddles with Edward because he's cold.
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Small children and flower crowns! by cargoshortsenjoyer
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
14 Jan 2020
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Eduardo makes Juan a flower crown. Also, they're both like seven or something. It's cute trust me.
This is one of the cutest things I've ever written. I might make more of them?? I'm not sure.
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In Which Virgil Made a Mistake by cargoshortsenjoyer
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
14 Jan 2020
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In a world where the sides are computer programs, after Virgil failed his job of defending Thomas's computer from a virus, he feels guilty and tries to delete himself from the computer, thinking that Thomas's computer would be safer without him installed.
(software-sides on tumblr created this au, not me. I did write this fic, though).
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Your eyes are blue like the ocean, and your eyes are...there by cargoshortsenjoyer
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
04 Jan 2020
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Edd compliments Matt and Tom gets jealous.
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Abaddon has strange sexual proclivities. Esther wants to indulge them and make some money. What could go wrong?
Bookmarked by cargoshortsenjoyer
12 Nov 2025
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Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law pulls Marge away from their strict director only to have a blorbo argument over the characterization of Blanche DuBois.
(Events take place during s4 ep2: A Streetcar Named Marge)Bookmarked by cargoshortsenjoyer
18 Oct 2025
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His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai by CabbagePreacher
Fandoms: John Brown (abolitionist), John Brown Isekai
16 Nov 2025
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The land of Gemeinplatz is a land filled with fantastical creatures, adventurers looking to slay them, and heroes looking to distinguish themselves from the adventurers. The most common of these heroes are those who come from Earth, who enjoy a most leisurely time with their cheat skills. It’s a perfect world, the utopia of those who wish to become overpowered and get their own power fantasy, where even the most everyman of the everyman can pull themselves by their bootstraps and become a hero.
To satisfy the needs of heroes who can’t find function like a normal human being (which most of them can’t), the lucrative Gemeinplatz slave trade crushes the dreams and ruins the lives of hundreds every day. These slaves endlessly labor, in the harems of so-called heroes, at the mansions of the landowning “heroes”, and as rare materials for various dubious magical spells.
In a world that looks down at them as demi-human, where the ruling class has no incentive to end this profitable trade, in which their oppressors are overpowered as all hell, what hope is there for the slaves?
What hope is there, is named John Brown. This time, he’ll finish what he started.
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Bookmarked by cargoshortsenjoyer
23 Aug 2025
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Tonight's Relationship Has Been Delayed On Account of Rain by TayV_Time
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
10 Aug 2025
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Spamton, Tenna, and the TV World crew have spent all day hurriedly preparing for the big rainy-day movie marathon!
It would certainly be a shame if the power went out!
Bookmarked by cargoshortsenjoyer
10 Aug 2025
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Tonight’s Relationship Has Been Edited For Content by TayV_Time
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
08 Aug 2025
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Tenna and Spamton are suddenly forced to turn a tipsy one-night stand into tech support. Emotions ensue.
Bookmarked by cargoshortsenjoyer
10 Aug 2025