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an impawbable outcome by catboykitchen
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Nov 2025
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“The Cat Distribution System chose you,” Topaz tells him with all the authority of someone specialized in creature companionship magic, so Aventurine believes her unquestioningly.
“There’s a regulatory board for that?”
“No, idiot. That’s just what you say when you find a cat outside.”
In which Aventurine takes home a very large, fluffy, purple cat.
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for the record by catboykitchen for deadseanote
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 May 2025
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Leave it to Ratio to take a sex call from his home office setup. Noise-canceling headset, 4k webcam and all? Aventurine should’ve figured.
“What is this, your remote lecture?”
Aventurine's work trip might be keeping him worlds apart from Ratio, but distance won't stop him from putting on a show.
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- Part 10 of whine & dine (ratio's name kink)
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Long-Distance Situationships: The Cutest Girl’s Guide to a Photo Finish by catboykitchen for ghostphone
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 May 2025
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“Aren’t you dating Dr. Ratio? Is it true that he’s a total weirdo?”
"We're not dating. It's… complicated."
March blinks, quiet for a split second before firing off at the speed of light again. “Oh, I know this one! You’re in a situationship!”
Aventurine's hit with the IPC's lightest slap on the wrist after his actions in Penacony: an excursion onboard the Astral Express. It's nothing he wants to deal with, but he ends up finding an unexpected friend in March– and a little more with Ratio.
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just playing dollhouse by catboykitchen
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Jul 2024
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This is probably his fault. There’s no other explanation for how it had all been very normal until a horrible high-pitched sound rang through the air with a blinding flash and he’d found himself sitting somewhere completely different once he’d blinked back to reality.
As it turns out, wishful thinking tends to make itself dangerous when you have a lucky streak.
Aventurine and Ratio get body swapped into Kaveh and Alhaitham's bodies. It takes some vulnerability to find a way out.
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- Part 1 of Ratiorine/Haikaveh Body Swap
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Polaris: The North Star; the anchor of the Northern sky. A shining light billions of miles away, yet unmoving from the view of travelers on Earth. It floats directly over the North Pole, bringing hope and guidance to all who gaze at it.
Or: Mike is Will's heart, but Will is Mike’s guiding star.