cedargutz
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moulded in soft clay, that unresisting yields by cedargutz for Rosemarycat5
Fandoms: Original Work
10 Aug 2024
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Pandora, self-proclaimed mind control aficionado, tries not to be bitter about the fact that she's never been mind controlled by the many brainwashing villains of the world. Hopefully an uninvited guest during her night shift can change that.
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Dune Sea Hotel by cedargutz, stopcryingyoullrust
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV)
24 Dec 2021
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The wind howled outside, picking up speed. Clouds of dust and sand started their periodic assault on the ancient structure. It stood, unbothered, in the middle of Dune Sea. The thick walls obscured its inhabitants from the raging storm and the rest of the world.
A murder mystery is the backdrop of a post-season 2 meet-up between Din, Boba and Fennec. -
a feathered creature, and he’s come to see me by cedargutz
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
11 Oct 2021
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“Damn Madeleine—idiotic, noble, arrogant Madeleine—for being able to dissolve his composure like this. To reduce Espresso’s distinguished image to nothing with no weapon but himself. How it burned, to be nothing but hands and teeth on skin. How it ached, to prove himself against the lips of one so unaware.”
or,
madeleine and espresso do the chase scene thing. you know. the one where you kiss to hide. yeah
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"It was the sort of thing that’d been building for months. Years if you listened to Nick, but Adam was of the opinion that listening to Nick was something you should never do. Not because he was usually wrong, but because he was usually right, and Adam was entirely too uncomfortable with being understood for that to be something he recommended."
or, adam and mitch zero IQ momence
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- Part 4 of we’ll hang my halo on the wreck
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heavy in heart is the heart of king. king of iron, king of steel by cedargutz
Fandoms: Hunt Down The Freeman (Video Game), Half-Life
06 Sep 2020
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"you are still alive when he comes. you don’t remember getting to the hospital. your legs are leaden, your life is leaking slowly onto the clinically white bed, and you cannot run. you have died once and yet you are not dead yet."
or, mitch's deal with the g-man, but i was practicing my writing
Series
- Part 3 of we’ll hang my halo on the wreck
Recent series
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we’ll hang my halo on the wreck by cedargutz
Fandom: Half Life, Half-Life, Hunt Down The Freeman (Video Game)
04 Oct 2020
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all of my hdtf fics that happen in the universe of “not god, not us, but something in the middle”
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A Cat Can Look at an Emperor by scholomancefan
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2025
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Shen Qingqiu loves watching his husband terrorize fools as the dark and devastating emperor he was destined to be. So as a totally normal appreciator of all things Luo Binghe, he dons a disguise to secretly spy on Luo Binghe's latest diplomatic trip. It's a flawless plan!
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29 Nov 2025
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Bingzu vs Bingmei (sort've) by coolcat8L
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2025
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Luo Bingzu has only one wish when he ends his life: that he get a happy ending. After millions of years and millions of lives, one of his many selves find their happy ending in a soul named Shen Yuan. ...Is it so wrong that he wishes to meet the soul that changed the trajectory of his fate?
(based on the new scum villain extra)
Bookmarked by cedargutz
07 Nov 2025
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devour with your eyes closed by shoutowo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Nov 2025
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Shizun's Teaching #123: Despite what many believe, the way to a man's heart isn't always his stomach. Just because you put a bowl of hand-pulled noodles in front of your wife, does that mean she should look past your visits to the brothel? Pah! ...But Binghe, don't think that you ever have to worry about that! Any future wife of yours will love anything you cook for them!
(Luo Binghe has never forgotten one of Shizun's teachings, not even when the Endless Abyss tried to wrench it out of his grasp. So even though he doesn't set out to become the personal cook of the Qing Jing Peak Lord... Shen Qingqiu did say any future wife...)
Bookmarked by cedargutz
02 Nov 2025
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and yours mine by Prim_the_Amazing for buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2025
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“No one can be allowed to know,” Shen Qingqiu decrees. The clear, distinct way he speaks - like cracking a whip, Yue Qingyuan had once heard it described, and hadn’t been able to quite disagree although he had found it to be a touch harsh of a metaphor - sounds odd and a little disorienting, cloaked in his own voice. Yue Qingyuan’s voice.
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Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan wake up in each other's bodies. They handle it poorly.
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21 Oct 2025
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The Righteous and Unimpeachable Xuan Su Sword by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2025
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“Mu-shidi,” Yue Qingyuan speaks up, taking his seat at the head of the table. “Have you heard of this curse?”
“I’m afraid not,” Mu Qingfang says, shaking his head. “A curse of compulsion, with dire consequences for disobedience… I’ve heard of many similar things, but not exactly this.”
“For all we know, the perpetrator invented this little trap just for us,” Shen Qinqiu says, tapping his fan dangerously. “Tailormade to ruin us.”
“I have no secrets to hide,” Liu Qingge says, and lifts his chin challengingly at Shen Qingqiu, who bristles in return. “Do you?”
“Ah, Liu-shidi, if you don’t have any secrets then you should get some real quick!” Shang Qinghua says with bright, manic cheer, his smile and his eyes a little too wide. “The consequences for not meeting the curse’s requirements would be very very bad!”
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The Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect are stricken with a curse that forces them to reveal a secret, and they all must submit to this curse or suffer the consequences...
Yue Qingyuan wishes he were anywhere but here.
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20 Oct 2025