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Some fights are intense enough to take Cass all the way out of her body while she fights. Luckily, she has a team who understands.
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- Part 5 of bat things happen bingo
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03 Mar 2026
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To be clear, Ilya is grateful the rookies aren’t growing up the way he did in the NHL. Ilya took the hazing to the chin – humiliation rituals, beat downs, grueling practices to prove he could “hang” with the big guns on the team.
That being said, there’s still some part of Ilya that balks at the request by the gaggle of rookies to watch The Iron Giant, a veritable children’s movie at the team’s latest movie night.
OR: Five times Shane and Ilya were the support system for the Centaur rookies they dreamed of having when they were younger.
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- Part 1 of A Day in the Life of a Centaur
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26 Feb 2026
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love and lust (wanna be yours) by blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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“You really wouldn’t mind if I had sex with someone else?”
Ilya does mind. Hearing it said back to him, almost makes him flinch, a sudden and brittle sound right next to his ear that he fails to recoil from in time. But he swallows back the bitter truth and replies, “Of course not. If that is what you want.”
He waits, sitting on his living room couch, phone pressed painfully against his ear, his other hand gripping his knees till his knuckles blanched. He could feel his own heart rattling behind his ribs, pulse rockingloudly. His mind was an echo of alarm, demanding of him: Why isn't Shane saying anything?
It was the loudest silence he’s ever lived through, until Shane finally said, “Okay.”
OR: inspired by the fight in TLG where Ilya tells Shane he can sleep with other men. But this time, Shane actually takes the offer.
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- Part 1 of missing scenes from TLG 📖
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19 Feb 2026
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Japan begins the slow process of legalizing same-sex marriage by recognizing those licenses from other countries already in existence. Suddenly, hundreds of people who were married outside the country can benefit from the legal protections marriage provides. Most people are ecstatic, but Oikawa Tooru is not.
That’s because Oikawa Tooru got married a decade ago and forgot about it. Now he has to find his husband to get a divorce or he may never check off the remaining steps in his “how to be successful” list. Too bad Iwaizumi Hajime doesn’t seem interested in making it easy.
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13 Sep 2025
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the witches' brew by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Nov 2020
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“One large iced caramel macchiato with fifteen pumps of vanilla syrup, heavy whipping cream, light ice, and extra caramel drizzle, please,” he says, cheerfully.
You stare at him for a long moment. He stares back at you. Maybe. You don’t know because he’s wearing blindfolds.
“There’s a Starbucks down the street,” you finally say.
You are the co-owner of a small café in a small, eccentric district in Tokyo that is notorious for bizarre murders and supernatural occurrences.
You think you’ve seen it all, but it turns out that nothing comes close to the man wearing a bad Kakashi cosplay who terrorizes you with his increasingly complicated and awful drink orders.
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13 Apr 2025
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humor? 11/10 where tf did this writer go i need to read more