cheezitwritesbullshit
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Gosling/Markiplier Oneshots by cheezitwritesbullshit
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Drive (2011), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022), Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Barbie (Movie 2023), Crazy Stupid Love (2011), The Nice Guys (2016), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series), Markiplier TV (Web Series), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series), A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series), Iron Lung (2026), Unus Annus (Web Series)
11 Aug 2026
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Just a bunch of one-shots featuring the members of Markiplier manor and the Goslings. Either on their own or together!
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Holland March HATES College Parties by cheezitwritesbullshit
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), The Nice Guys (2016), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022), Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Drive (2011), Barbie (Movie 2023), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series)
14 Jul 2026
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Holland March hates college parties because his nephew and his friends always get wasted.
Series
- Part 1 of Goslingplier College au
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A Saving Grace by cheezitwritesbullshit, iwriteiguess (cheezitwritesbullshit)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
16 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace was certain he would never see another human again.
He was more than 16.3 light years away from Earth and he wasn’t going back anytime soon. Who would he even go back to? His students probably all graduated already and don’t remember. His parents are… well somewhere. Not like they care about him. He has no partner. He has no pet. What would ever make him go back?
Nothing.
He has Rocky now. And, once they get to Eridian, he’ll be able to meet all of Rocky’s friends. And he won’t have to go back to earth! He’ll have a bunch of cool alien friends! He doesn’t need humans to be happy… right?
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While on their way to Erid, Rocky and Grace see a figure floating through space
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It all clicked by cheezitwritesbullshit
Fandoms: Tales From the Gas Station - Jack Townsend
12 Dec 2025
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On the way home from Bedside Manor, everything clicks.
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Simon can't tell if he longs for death or comfort
Recent series
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Goslingplier College au by cheezitwritesbullshit
Fandom Barbie (Movie 2023), Drive (2011), Iron Lung (2026), Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022), The Nice Guys (2016), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series)
14 Jul 2026
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You Have Brothers? by Kasanova0
Fandoms: Markiplier TV (Web Series), Jacksepticeye Power Hour (Web Series), markiplier - Fandom
10 Sep 2024
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Google Gets an Upgrade and finds out the hard way that all the parts of him are in love with Bing.
Bookmarked by cheezitwritesbullshit
18 Aug 2026
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... would you like to play that we die? by forget_madeleine_not
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Unus Annus (Web Series)
14 Nov 2025
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Until midnight, until three in the morning, until nine in the morning seven minutes count down. So, so many grains of sand.
Two things are essential for creation.
One is time, the other is a name.“Memento,” Mori called out timidly, as one would recall a dawning memory.
“Mori!” Memento nodded, their eyes shining.Bookmarked by cheezitwritesbullshit
11 Aug 2026
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Don’t Get Blood On The Carpet by Womposaurus
Fandoms: Markiplier TV (Web Series), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series), A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series), Iron Lung (2026), The Edge of Sleep (TV)
30 Jul 2026
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Simon in the Markiplier Manor!
-Iron Lung spoilers!
The warp core built by Engineer Mark opened a portal right before the SM-13 was crushed. Simon has to navigate this chaotic new world where the stars exist, food is readily available, and he has people that... care for him?
Bookmarked by cheezitwritesbullshit
11 Aug 2026
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And Now I'm Free by communist_cowboy
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Markiplier TV (Web Series)
16 Feb 2026
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“Breathe, Simon. You’re safe now,” Unus said.
Simon wanted to yell, ask him who the hell he thought he was to talk to him as if he hadn’t just received the most devastating news possible. Despite this, something about the men dismissed the impulse to lash out, allowing him to do as told.
Unus and Annus bring Simon to the afterlife.
Bookmarked by cheezitwritesbullshit
21 Jul 2026
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Like Real People Do by twobitcowboy
Fandoms: Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Drive (2011)
08 Jun 2026
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Lars likes Driver's gloves.
He likes the way they wrap themselves snugly around each and every one of Driver's fingers, likes the way they caress the palms and backs of his hands, hug the lithe lines of his wrists. He likes the way Driver's hands flex within them; the soft creaking of the worn leather is as soothing to Lars's ears as a masterfully crafted, cloying lullaby. Lars likes to watch him pull them on, the way his fingers wiggle and settle into their rightful place, ready to do a job.
Their job—other than to hold Driver's hands while he drives—is to touch.
Bookmarked by cheezitwritesbullshit
07 Jul 2026