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Royd notices that Waterboy likes him, and that he might like Waterboy too.
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Waterboy: Crime Cleanup Specialist by chefdad
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), Crime Scene Cleaner (Video Game)
06 Apr 2026
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Waterboy thinks back to how all this happened, where he's putting places back in order, making things look as if nothing happened.
Where he sits with a non-descript vehicle with a mortuary's worth of bodies in the back.
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Someone has to clean up SDN's sanctioned killings, and that duty falls on SDN's janitor. Takes place 5 years after Shroud's defeat.
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Chad thinks about how he got Robert Robertson to do his taxes for him.
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Robert gets pranked after someone gets cut from the team, in horse-human fashion.
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I saw art making the characters into umas and I have several ideas now. Every Z-Team member is an uma in this fic, it's just not explicitly stated.
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05 Mar 2026
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In his sleep, Robert appears- for once in his life- like he’s not stressed to hell and back. The frown lines on his forehead are smooth and lax, and even the exhausted bruises that paint the skin below his eyes a sickly purple seem diminished in the soothing glow of Chad’s bedside lamp. He’s still scruffy and unfortunately clothed in that hideous uniform, but all that does is add to the reality of Robert being here, safe and comfortable in Chad’s bed.
Without even realizing he’s doing it, Chad reaches out and smooths his hand over the messy puff of Robert’s hair. The other man hums quietly and turns towards the warmth of his palm, and Chad flinches back like he’s somehow, impossibly, been burned. Robert’s face creases into that oh-so familiar frown as if Chad’s touch was wanted in the first place, and a spike of longing spears through him.
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Flambae's fire powers react to his 'feelings' according to his therapist. She advised him 'breathing exercises' and 'finding his center' when what he really needed, what he really wanted, was someone that he wouldn't hurt (in ways they didn't want) while having sex.
Someone he could fucking fuck.
God it had been so long.
Somehow, one soppy, soaking idiot, never occured to him before now.
And now? He's had an itch for years that Waterboy is going to scratch.
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Chad walks in on Herman in the shower late, late at night. They are the only two left in the building. Chad thought very, very little of the janitor. However, some parts of Herman aren't so little. They merit careful consideration.
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13 Jan 2026
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Dredge was a villain who was well known but low key. Well, he had been. But ever since an explosion was rumored to have killed him, another hydro powered man stepped into the light. His little brother, Waterboy.
Or so everyone thinks.
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the intolerant brightness of your charms by yakuzapalooza
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
27 Dec 2025
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Herman is known online in some circles as Mecha-Man’s #1 fan. After Mecha-Man retires, he’s completely devastated until someone dares to ask him why he likes Mecha-Man so much.
Of course, he’d pass away if he knew the person that asked him WAS Mecha-Man. Good thing that the account is anonymous…
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