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    “What’s wrong, Ashe?” Dimitri asks, with wide, earnest eyes. “Is there anything I can do?”

    There is no easy way to say I want you to dress up as your dead ancestor and then suck your dick, so Ashe doesn't.

    Dimitri and Ashe are taking things slow. Which is fine in Ashe's book. Great, really.

    And then Dimitri wears Loog's armor for his coronation ceremony, and Ashe abruptly realises that actually, they should definitely Have Sex.

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    20 Feb 2020

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    easily the funniest and my #1 favourite fic on this site

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    When Sucrose, Albedo, and Lisa begin clinical, controlled trials on a potential love potion, they're delighted to find that it works just as expected. Until, of course, they administer the potion to Kaeya.

    Albedo needs to know why there is an outlier in the data, and why Kaeya is the only person wholly unaffected by the potion.

    Perhaps being in love just isn't in their nature.

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    19 Jan 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    After Rosaria spots Albedo lurking around Mondstadt at night, she becomes increasingly suspicious of him and his antics. So she goes to the one knight who she knows will help her out with her investigation and gives him a simple task: watch the Chief Alchemist for twenty-four hours without ever taking his eyes off of him, and without ever letting them separate.

    Kaeya, naturally, reads her intentions completely wrong; what sort of wing-man would do something so cruel under the guise of work?

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    15 Jan 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Ashe may have been knighted, but titles mean nothing when the people you hoped to help turn against you. Despite their actions, Ashe cannot blame them because out in the crowd he can see the masterminds behind it. He can't fault wary, starved masses for their hate when even those in power had been led around by the nose. In his dying breaths, he wishes he could have done more to help. Then, so soon after dying, Ashe wakes up...

    ...with something he never wanted burning deep into his blood.

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    04 Nov 2020

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    Count Varley has had it coming for a long, long time. With the end of the war, Bernadetta's own success in the eyes of the Empire, and, now, the death of her mother, Bernadetta is finally ready to face him.

    Or, at least, she's gotten sick enough of running from him.

    (Specific content warnings at the start of each chapter. I wasn't sure how to specify it in the tags, but just to be clear, the fic is rated E for sexual moments between the ships, and also deals with parental abuse, but there is no sexual abuse)

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    27 May 2020