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The tragedy of being a pirate while also wanting to have a meaningful first sexual experience with someone of importance was this: it was statistically unlikely to ever happen.
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11 Feb 2026
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This Should Have Been A Slow Burn by Aamalysstuff
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Dec 2024
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Gojo Satoru is not gay. He’s not.
He likes tits and asses, and long fucking legs and curves. Long hair and pretty faces. He’s never been into men like - and he should know, he’s been in some kind of sport his whole life, from wrestling to basketball, and now he’s in a frat house. There’s naked dudes around him at all times. If he were fucking gay, he’d know already, but it's the opposite! He gets the heebies jeebies from seeing dicks flop around in the locker room and he likes eating pussy!
But no one in the world sucks his dick better than Geto Suguru, and Satoru thinks this is monstrously unfair.
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- Part 10 of Ama's Smutty One Shots
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01 Jan 2026
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The Baratie's Daycare Services by tinyteacups
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
26 Jan 2026
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“This isn’t a daycare!” Sanji shouts, waving his spatula threateningly as the swordsman stalks off without so much as a backwards glance.
The toddler on his hip reaches out her grubby hands for the cake batter. The seven-year-old hiding behind his legs waves shyly at the retreating form. The new girl, who has to be around ten at most, tilts her head at the cook as though to say ‘yeah, right.’
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Zoro acquires a lot of children in his travels as the world’s strongest. What was he supposed to do? Bring them with him?
Sanji is adamant about the fact that the Baratie: All Blue is no place for any of the children Zoro drops off.
Zeff is just excited to finally have grandkids running around.
(Alternatively, Zoro is deadset on making Sanji a single father).
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15 Nov 2025
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Despite some of Usopp's more out-there crack theories, Zoro and Sanji are not, in fact, secretly in love. They really do just happen not to get along- which leads to what may appear as the bickering of an old couple and the close contact of two men trying to rip each other's heads off.
That is, until a fortune teller indubitably predicts their shared future.
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There was no mutual pining. At first.
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11 Nov 2025
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Do You Love Your Uncle And His Two-Hit Multi-Target Domains? by Blambingo
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Nov 2024
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After learning the truth of Yuji’s conception Sukuna and Uraume try to raise the late Jin Itadori’s child.
They struggle between private school placements, remembering to feed him, Uraume’s completely unnecessary job and Sukuna’s obsession with American TV.
And sadly Yuji is anything but easy to look after, especially when the world of Jujutsu seems to constantly come knocking on their door.
(The Toddler to Teenage years of Yuji Itadori. This is a direct sequel to ‘Is It Wrong To Pick Up The King Of Curses’. I’d advise reading the last two chapters first.)
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- Part 2 of Take Me Somewhere Nice
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04 Oct 2024