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What, Like It's Hard? by chxmpxgneproblems, GrayGiantess
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
09 Mar 2024
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“You’re a mess, Lestat,” Nicki said with a grimace. “You’re extra. You’re a lot. And I just can’t be held back by that.”
Omigod, you guys! Lestat was so ready to move into the perfect apartment with his perfect boyfriend and start the next phase of their lives together. Can you believe Nicki dumped him instead?! But nobody just dumps Lestat. Lestat vows to show the world that he totally is a serious actor – and to get his man back!
But if he’s going to land the lead role in the end-of-year show, he’ll need all the help he can get. Especially since everyone at this new school totally hates him. Luckily, he meets a cute TA from the English department, with deep brown eyes, whose nose crinkles when he laughs and who knows even more about Shakespeare than Lestat does. Could this be…destiny?
In which the characters from Interview with the Vampire do Legally Blonde.
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wave after wave by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Aug 2026
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Ilya comes quickly to consciousness when something smacks him in the face.
"блять," he huffs. He peels his eyes open. "What is happening?"
He’s nose-to-nose with a toddler. The kid has dark hair, almond-shaped doe eyes, and a spattering of freckles across his rosy cheeks. He’s grabbing at Ilya’s face with a little hand.
Ilya blinks.
"Shane?"
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or, the mysterious russian candy is back, and it’s shane’s turn.
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- Part 2 of baby steps
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24 Aug 2026
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find your way back home by strange_ghost
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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"Hi, solnyshko.”
The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.
“Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.
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When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.
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23 Aug 2026
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drawn in by strange_ghost
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Jul 2026
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"He saw the corners of Ilya's lips curve up ever so slightly in that infuriating, tiny hint of a smile. “Goodbye, Shane Hollander.”
Shane could only ogle as Ilya walked away. Fuck. His ass was fat. This was so bad.
Shane Hollander, star athlete, D1 hockey team captain, campus heartthrob, was being completely undone by a brooding Slavic art major that he would probably crawl on his fucking knees and bark for."
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Shane is ready for another boring semester where he has to pretend like he cares about anything other than hockey. Until he sits down next to a mysterious Russian art student who also happens to be the hottest guy Shane has ever seen.
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23 Aug 2026
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The lights are too fucking bright right now by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jul 2026
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There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.
Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.
Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.
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20 Aug 2026
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Shane Hollander is nineteen years old, a beta, and doing his first sponsorship shoot alongside his alpha rival Ilya Rozanov.
Five days later he has no career, no money, no citizenship, and a bond neither of them consented to and neither can undo. Ilya wants to go to prison for it. Shane won't let him.
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20 Aug 2026