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    The funny thing will be that you’re a genius who took an interest in behavioral patterns, and you’ve used your knowledge of human behavior to engineer a perfect exterior right under the noses of the BAU. Eventually, they’ll have to go looking for you, but you’ll never be caught.

     

    Because you are fooling a room full of some of the best profilers in the country about an entire human being, this Dr. Spencer Reid you’ve created, every single day.

     

    And you’ve been doing it for years, and nobody has a damn clue.

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    22 Oct 2023

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    There's a reason Reid's mom always called him Crash - he had a tendency to get hurt. Broken bones, bruises that laced up his back. But she didn't know that it was her giving him the bruises, her breaking his bones. And if Reid had his way, she would never know.

    AKA: It's Emily's birthday party, and the whole team is playing a drunken game of truth or dare. Spencer is not one for telling the truth, especially about his childhood. Hotch, however, confronts him.

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    22 Oct 2023

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    Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.

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    31 Jul 2023

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    28 Jun 2023

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    the silence that followed in the next few seconds was eventually broken by prentiss loudly exclaiming, "i'm sorry, what was that?"

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    or the one in which spencer surprises everyone with his view on tattoos

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    24 May 2023