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• I JUST MADE SOME BULLSHIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! by clementineliketheorange, lovelypain444

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  08 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Will Byers/Mike Wheeler
  • Will Byers/Will Byers's Epilogue Boyfriend
  • Flea
  • Vecna (Stranger Things)
  • Will Byers
  • Mike Wheeler
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Will Byers's Epilogue Boyfriend (mentioned)
  • Princess la
  • charlie kirk (mentioned)
  • 67 (mentioned)
  • Non-Graphic Smut
  • Minor Character Death
  • Minor Gun Violence
  • Song: Good Luck Babe! (Chappell Roan)
  • Haiku Interlude
  • Shane Hollander Takes a Shit (Eventually)
  • Mooning
  • My First Fanfic
  • I'm Going to Hell
  • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
  • Suicide
  • Gymnastics (mentioned)
  • No Beta We Die Like Conformitygate
  • Friends? No Thanks. Best Friends.
  • Crack Treated Seriously

  Summary

  Ilya and Shane enjoy a "quiet" moment at the cottage, until they receive some surprising visitors.

  Or: What a week without Heated Rivalry and Stranger Things does to a person.

   

  My first fic! Here she comes, world, please be kind! 🥹✌️ This is straight crack. Please don't take it seriously. Kudos and comments so much appreciated.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  885

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  33

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  516