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    Following Al's restoration, the Truth sends the Elric Brothers to another universe with zero information. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. Book 6, Brotherhood.

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    23 Jul 2024

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    After the curse was broken, Colonello hoped to rekindle his romance with Lal Mirch. After being rejected, he's not sure what he's supposed to do anymore.
    Enter Skull.

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    “Okay,” Skull said, nodding as though the shrug had been a whole novel on his feelings. “Want to talk about it, or want me to get my secret stash and get wasted?”
    “You have a secret stash?” Colonnello couldn’t help but ask, disbelieving.
    “Duh,” Skull said, looking a bit amused. “How else do you think I coped all those years with you lot?”

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    07 Jul 2024

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    Divine dragon Xie Lian has lived centuries as a scavenger, scraping through life by wandering the realms searching for a thing he dare not hope for.

    Horrible luck haunts his steps, and heartache has long since faded into acceptance.

    And yet, when another near-fatal wound drags him close to death, has that luck turned around in the shape of a human named San Lang? Long buried instincts start to rise to the surface, but it doesn’t matter. San Lang is already in the service of another dragon: a mysterious, powerful being named Hua Cheng. At least, Xie Lian thinks so...

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    30 Jun 2024

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    When Xie Lian woke up that morning, he found five of his husband in their kitchen.

    “What,” he said. “What.”

    “Ah, gege is awake.”

    In unison, the four other forms exclaimed, "Gege?!”

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    28 Jun 2024

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    “Gege, want to get married?”
    Xie Lian blinks in honest confusion. “... We already are, though?”
    Hua Cheng stops breathing for several seconds. “-huh?! When-”
    “After the whole thing at Banyue Pass,” Xie Lian explains, calm as can be, like he didn't just turn Hua Cheng's world upside down. “It is a little unusual that only I have a wedding ring, but it was harder to customize one for you than I thought and then we kept getting distracted -” Xie Lian has a distinct realization. “- and you didn't know.”
    “I did not.”

    In which it's customary for Xianle royalty to exchange diamond rings at their wedding.
    Somehow, Hua Cheng is the last to find out. (This is likely because Xie Lian has entirely forgotten this isn't common knowledge.)

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    28 Jun 2024