coincidences

Expect The Unexpected



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    El knows what kissing is like. She really does.

    She knows what Mike's lips feel like pressed against hers, how his solidly broad torso collides awkwardly with her shoulder, and how his large hands grip her forearm and cup her cheek. Kissing is nice. Pleasant. Tolerable.
    She knows what kissing is like.

    So why does looking at Max, with her blue eyes and soft features, change everything?

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Elmax cuteness

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    (aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')

    Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.

    At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.

    (cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)

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    24 Nov 2025

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    Insaaaanely funny

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    Harry finds himself suddenly thrown back in time and in need of a new name.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    During the endless camping trip in book 7, Ron asks Hermione to tell the story of that "disease sounding" fairy tale to pass the time. This becomes something of a habit, and Hermione tells the boys a series of traditional Muggle fairy tales.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    To Colin, the narrative is clear. The sweet sidekick best friend is going to end up with the main character, everyone will cheer, they'll all worship at the altar of a series well done and then beg their mum to let them start series five instead of going to bed. She'll almost immediately cave, allowing quick toilet breaks and re-fluffing of pillows (maybe even an exchange of blankets) before they all settle back into the cosy pile that is their Friday nights.

    But here is the problem, and it's a problem that they have never had before when watching a film or show together: Penelope Featherington disagrees with him.

    Disagrees. With him.

    She seems irked every time he brings up the couple's very clear soulmatism, which is getting on Colin's nerves because he's right, and no matter what show they're watching, Penelope has always agreed before.

    So what's different this time?

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    24 Nov 2025

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    Everybody agrees that they need to get a room.