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How’s Your Heart After Breakin’ Mine? by ritaskeetered
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Oct 2025
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Schoolwork, first love, and a dying father – Lily Evans never asked for her world to fall apart. Yet, it seems that some changes can’t be avoided, only endured. Despite it all, however, she’s not about to go down without a fight.
James Potter will do anything for the girl he loves, but when his own mother’s health hangs in the balance, he’s not sure how to help her… or himself.
A Teenage Jily Romance in which James Potter and Lily Evans find themselves hanging by a thread.
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“Did you see the caption, Miss?” Asked Trevor Brown. “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married… it’d be like you marrying Mr Potter, wouldn’t it?”
A chorus of gasps sounded. “Oh my god, Miss, that would be so cute –”
“You should ask Mr Potter out! He’s right fit for a teacher.”
A Jily as Teachers oneshot inspired by Taylor Swift's and Travis Kelce's engagement.
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“It’s like I’m on bloody Ex on the Beach or something.”
“Except that’s she not your ex.”
He frowned at the phone, even more so when Sirius’ cackle sounded through the speakers at his sudden and stunned silence.
“Rub it in, will you?”
A Summery Jily Meet Again Modern Football AU
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Loafing Him Was Bread by ritaskeetered for petalsonparchment
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Aug 2025
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“When it comes to bread,” said the handsome, dark-haired baker, smiling up at the camera, his glasses slipping down his nose, “the secret is in how you handle it."
When loafing him is bread, you just need to say yeast.
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Two hopelessly devoted curse breakers forget to follow (most of) the advice in Touch Nothing: A Veteran’s Guide to Surviving Cursed Sites.
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James and Lily work for Phoenix Radio, a radio station that finds its existence threatened by the successful Riddle Radio. When asked to brainstorm an idea for a new show, Lily comes up with a show in which two exes discuss the aftermath of their break-up. Obviously, so Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall decide, she and James are perfect to play the part. The only problem? They never actually dated. A fake exes AU that leads to so much more drama than you might expect.
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And You Heard About Me, I Know Aristotle by ritaskeetered
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jul 2024
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Or, The Travel Writers
Lily Evans had been stuck working a dead-end job at the Cokeworth Herald for six years when she was suddenly offered the role of a lifetime — Travel Editor at The Quibbler, London's most prestigious biweekly. Except for her, it's not the role of a lifetime. She never wanted to be a travel writer, nor is she very good at it. And worst of all, she's stuck travelling the world with the infamously pigheaded James Potter.
What follows is a story of love and prejudice and personal growth — and how these can all stem from the most unlikely of places.
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27 Aug 2025
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Magnolia by theesteemedladydebourgh for GhostofBambi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Aug 2025
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Exploding Ministry memos and one or two requisite dragons and cursed magical objects. Old school romances with a dash of new workplace flirtation. James Potter and Lily Evans may have missed each other the first time around…but not this time, if Ministry regulations have anything to say about it.
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07 Apr 2025
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Happy Hour at the No-Strings Club by GhostofBambi for Zayhra
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2025
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She's an overworked grad student who manages a bar, he has recently been dumped, it's a casual sex arrangement and together they are fucking kidding themselves.
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22 Mar 2025
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Heads Will Roll by GhostofBambi for BassLineEscapeAct
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2025
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Must be the season of the witch
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28 Feb 2025
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i don’t know why i like you (but i do) by firefeufuego for isahorcrux
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2025
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‘You are so exactly the person I thought you were, James Potter.’ That’s his girl, still so condescending even when she’s put down.
‘Yeah,’ he says, not looking back, ‘I guess I am.’Lily and James read History together at Balliol College at Oxford. Unfortunately, they just can’t seem to read each other for shit.
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11 Jan 2025