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After what must have been an eon spent reliving the same experiences, Flowey has run out of options.
So he gets a second opinion.
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Ax asks an awkward question, as he often does. This one’s about romance. Marco takes it with a dash of compulsive heterosexuality and a heap of presumption, and it all goes downhill from there. Cassie misconstrues multiple signals and gets it in her head that Marco likes Ax. Ax is interested in neither of them. He only has eyes for one boy: Jake.
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Child x Irken shippers do not read this please respect my boundaries.
Tak crash lands on planet Meekrob and meets the invader who lives there.
Tenn is supposed to alert the massive of her arrival, but doesn’t.
They both learn a little bit about what it means to be an Irken.
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Not ZADR, they’re only friends.
Zim throws rocks at Dib’s window in the middle of the night and drags him all the way across town on a whim.
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Animorphs fanfic? In 2019?
The rarest of pairs, unfortunately.
Jake and Ax grab a cinnabon after the war.
This is somehow both sad and happy. Supposed to be a ship fic, but the most they do is hold hands.
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Trauma, Tragedy, and Self-Imposed Timeloops by colossalsquidiot
Fandom Undertale (Video Game)
20 Feb 2024
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No burning hate, no bitter fear, no heart to break - so shed no tear.
February 14th, 1942. Jane Doe wakes up in a hospital in Kansas City, Missouri. Alone, with no memory of where he came from, the only thing he knows for certain is that he's a soldier.
By Chapter 4, he's got 8 other mercenaries to fight a war alongside.
Chapters release weekly on Saturdays.
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- Part 1 of Gunpowder
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23 Mar 2025
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Chara, being in possession of a voice, is asked by the player if they might assist in questioning the motives of a certain skeleton during a memorable moment at a certain restaurant.
"You'd be dead where you stand." Is, after all, an odd thing to say to someone who cannot meaningfully die.
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- Part 37 of Sol's Undertale Fics
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07 Mar 2024
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Private School Fight Club Trauma Support Group by celastris
Fandoms: Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Revolutionary Girl Utena
31 Jul 2025
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Kozue starts a group chat. Clownery ensues.
updates… uhh, when it updates!! i haven’t forgotten about this fic, i swear— life just gets ~crazy~ but stay tuned for updates!!! :D
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- Part 4 of RGU Future AU
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12 Dec 2022
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I'll take "A Flagrant Misuse of Beholding Powers" for 200 by iamcringebutiamfree
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Jul 2022
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“So, you’ve got creepy, magical Google in your head and you’re using it to help Martin with crossword puzzles?”
“Look, I know that I should be using my powers to get more information on the circus, I’ve tried, but the nature of The Stranger is such that-”
“You should go on Who Wants to be a Millionaire!” Tim interrupted. Jon stared at him, dumbfounded, but before he could really process what he’d said, Martin was already agreeing with Tim.
“Ooh, or Jeopardy!”
In which Jon uses his Beholding powers to cheat at a game show
(This work is inspired by the fic "Jeopardy!" by stardust_in_the wind. And by "inspired," I mean I read that fic and went, "what if this, but five times longer?")
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Bookmarked by colossalsquidiot
20 Nov 2021
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10:12 PM
Jared Boneturner:
the arm bone was a femuur :) i looked it up
Elias:
Humerus.
Jared Boneturner:
yeah it was pretty funny :)-
i just want the avatars to have 1) a groupchat 2) twitters. and i dont have any photoshop skills but i CAN write a chatfic like its 2014 again.Series
- Part 2 of elias gets bullied
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21 Apr 2020
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This is the funniest thing I have ever fucking read