7 Works by commaAbuser
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"I'm searching for the difference between
What content and content can bring
Maybe they're no different 'cause they look the same
Maybe I'm just an algorithm with a given name
But I'm trying to find the difference"Content by Joywave
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Dave Strider, that goddamned rich bitch asshole by commaAbuser for notwest, egosweetheart
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Aug 2018
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Dave Strider is a famous film director and he's not used to anyone calling him out on his bullshit until he meets film student Karkat Vantas.
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Dave proposes a game to Karkat so he can guess Karkat's fetishes. It doesn't end how either of them anticipated. Rating it Mature for the discussion/mention of fetishes. Both characters are adults.
Un-beta'd, unedited, just for fun.
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This is your standard meteorstuck except I'm recommending that you listen to 69 Love Songs by the Magnetic Fields.
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At 9 sweeps old all trolls have completed adult pupation (full pupation, not molt - this heals Tavros' legs and provides him with a mutation - WINGS!).
At 10 sweeps old there is a birthday tradition to send friends sex toys.
In this story 11 sweeps old is the age where pailing is expected.
NON-SGRUB universe, lots of pesterlog type interaction.
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This is my realistic take on what Tavros might've actually said to Gamzee after Gamzee asked to makeout. This is my take, heavily tainted by my own feelings that I dealt with right after I became disabled, but therefore, realistic.
Done in lazy pesterlog style.
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You are Kankri Vantas and you receive a note. It reads:
“I'M BLACK AS MOTHERFUCKING PITCH FOR YOU AND AFTER LONG THOUGHT, I FINALLY REALIZED THERE IS A WAY FOR ME TO GET WHAT I WANT AND FOR YOU TO STAY TRUE TO YOUR CELIBACY VOWS. WHAT AWAITS YOU IS BEAUTIFUL AND WICKED BLACK SUFFERING. IF YOU FIND THIS TRIGGERING, MEET ME TONIGHT WHEN THE SUN SETS, AT THE LARGE TREE ON THE CLIFFS OVERLOOKING THE BEACH.”
Out of curiosity and a desire to schoolfeed Kurloz about triggers, you go to the meeting location. Kurloz is sitting under the tree, his normally tall and imposing form made friendly from the way he's seated, completely relaxed. You go to open your mouth as you sit next to him but without even looking at you yet, he's handing you another note.
“I WILL NOW SHOW YOU THE MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKING ITEMS I HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED AFTER YOU SEE THEM, THEN STAY, IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM, LEAVE.”
You decide to stay.