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“I’m dreaming, right? This is all just a really weird side effect of Orochimaru’s latest experiment on me right?” Suigetsu wondered aloud as he furiously rubbed at his eyes to 'wake' himself up.
Sasuke glared at him. “Everything is fine.”
Everything was not fine! How was a postpartum omega with a baby on his hip supposed to help him get Zabuza’s sword?!
In which Naruto has a breakthrough and Sasuke becomes a single omega parent who kicks ass and takes no names.
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- Part 9 of Burning Oranges
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13 Apr 2026
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One thing leads to another and Sasuke achieves a version of his revolution eleven years after they win the war:
“Okay,” Naruto says. “This is good. Right?”
“The Daimyo is responsible for all decisions concerning their country, from alliances to the annual budget to the privileges and national policy of the country's hidden village,” Sasuke recites monotonously, and the realisation that slams into him is swift and merciless. He had gone over this exact line from the textbook on politics a thousand times before taking office.
Blood rushes to Naruto’s cheeks as he balks. “Sasuke—”
In which Uzumaki Naruto, Konohagakure’s Hokage, finds himself outranked by Uchiha Sasuke.
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- Part 1 of Statecraft Universe
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- 3/3
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03 Apr 2026
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They’d made it plain enough at the council table, hadn’t they? “Optimal genetic pairing,” the elders chorused, ink-stained fingers circling her clan’s kekkei genkai records. Uchiha ocular prowess spliced with Uzumaki chakra reserves. A breeding contract swaddled in silk.
Once upon a time Naruto had held her fingers through her clan’s compound gates—until the guards had pried him loose and he had screamed her name into the night. Now, Sasuke stared at the man across their wedding chamber—her husband—his gaze fixed on the tatami’s weave as if meeting her eyes would turn him to stone.
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02 Apr 2026
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oh golden boy, don’t act like you were kind by narutophobia
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
18 May 2026
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Something unreadable is on Kakashi’s face, but he doesn’t seem impressed. “You two are eloping?”
“No,” Naruto says pointedly. His gaze drops to the floor. For once, he chooses his words carefully. “But if he can’t stay, then I’ll go with him.”
Kakashi’s voice is grave. “You’re the number one candidate for Hokage. You tirelessly ranted on and on about how this is your dream. Are you going to give up all that hard work?”
“It’ll just be a little while,” Naruto mutters, not quite believing himself.
“Surely you aren’t that naïve, Naruto,” Kakashi warns. “If you leave with Sasuke, I don’t think we’ll ever see you again.”
“I’m not being naïve,” Naruto says. “I would come back.”
Kakashi’s voice has dropped any pretence of humour. “I thought you hated people who lie to themselves the most.”
After their legendary battle and final fight in the Valley of the End, Naruto slowly heals in the hospital. Sasuke doesn’t.
Three years later, whilst on a diplomatic mission to the Hidden Grass Village, Naruto encounters a masked mercenary who takes him by storm.
Cover art drawn by leah_0g on Twt!
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01 Apr 2026
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Being dormmates with your ex–best friend? Terrible idea.
Watching said ex–best friend lose a bet and end up in a skirt? Hilarious.
Realizing you suddenly can’t stop thinking about him in that skirt? Disastrous.(Or: two idiots share a dorm, accidentally fall into a rivals-with-benefits situation, and realize the line between love and loathing is thinner than Sasuke’s patience.)
It's like a spell is broken, as if time finally moves forward again—and Naruto blinks, then blinks again. The heart inside his chest is racing, like he has run a damn marathon and not just goggled at Sasuke’s ass in lace while the other was bending down. Lace. Sasuke’s wearing lace under that skirt. O dear gods.
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19 Mar 2026