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    There’s a new reporter at the daily planet, Clark Kent. There is also a new superhero across the bay, Superman. Clark tries his best to respect people’s privacy, but with super senses, it’s kinda hard to not figure out that Bruce Wayne is Batman. It’s also kinda hard to not fall a bit in love with the guy.

    Bruce Wayne finds himself falling for a young reporter who keeps making odd appearances in his life. This man is simultaneously the most lucky and unlucky man, and probably one of the most innocently stupid. Batman is also beginning to form an odd friendship with his new neighbor, Superman. As much as he doesn’t want to like the guy, he can’t get him off his mind.

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    Clark knows Batman's identity and sees how long it takes for Bruce to discover his. Cue the romance for The World's Finest power couple!

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    09 Sep 2026

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    Bruce Wayne is an asshole.
    Batman is an asshole.
    And Clark’s soulmate doesn’t sleep.
    Unbeknownst to Clark, these were all the same person.

    or: Kryptonians share dreams with their destined soulmates. Clark starts to think he doesn't have one, but it’s because Bruce doesn't sleep often. After a disastrous one-night stand with Bruce Wayne and infuriating encounters with Batman, little Dick Grayson shows up, and the pieces finally start clicking together.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    "There's more kryptonite out there. When the Superman returns, there's going to be an all-star battle royale in the criminal underworld. Every megalomaniacal freak will want a piece of it so they can get a piece of you. And some of them will manage. They'll weaponize it and won't hesitate to use it against you, and when that happens I will not have you flailing around like an idiot."

    aka: Bruce teaches Clark how to fight.

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    13 May 2026

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    “Are you sure you’re feeling quite all right, sir? I was but fairly sure the head hadn't been impacted.”

    “No… no, please. Listen. I’m in his body, but I’m not him. I can prove it.” Ill at ease, Clark rubbed at the back of his head, not stopping to think about the weird sensation of feeling not his own curls, but somebody else’s hair.

    The man continued to stare at him with piercing and scolding eyes. “I believe you.” He nodded. “Mister Wayne doesn’t say please this early in the morning.”

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    10 May 2026

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    The silence stretched between them then, thick and awkward. Not because they had nothing to say; because they had too much. Too many questions neither wanted to voice first. Too many unspoken rules from Hell suddenly meaningless here.

    Vox finally stood, joints cracking in protest. Annoying. Stupid human body. “Look. All I know is we woke up like this. On Earth. Together. With all our memories and none of our powers. So, congratulations, deer boy, you’re stuck with me.”

    Alastor pinched the bridge of his nose, inhaling sharply through his teeth. “Let me get this straight. I have been forcibly deposited into a mortal vessel, next to you, with no warning, no explanation, and no immediate means of escape?”

    “That’s the gist,” Vox said.

    Alastor stared at him.

    Then laughed.

     

     

    Or Alastor and Vox find themselves trapped in Purgatory with human bodies.

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    08 Feb 2026