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  1. Public Bookmark 18

    Please Be Rude by

    Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types  

    26 Sep 2025

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    Bruce Wayne and Hal Jordan have been wildly in love for the better part of a decade. Not that there's a soul in the Justice League who could vouch for this. Not that there's a soul outside of Bruce's veritable menagerie of a family who could vouch for this.

    Eight years in, Hal walks away.

    (There is a gaping hole in his Bruce's chest. He has no idea what to do about it.)

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    07 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 58

    If You’re Reading This, Then I’m Probably Dead. by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom  

    31 Aug 2025

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    He brought his attention back to his grading and picked up the top English essay from the pile. As he brought his tea to his lips, he glanced at the name on it.

    Danny Fenton.

    Huh, speak of the devil. He was taking his first sip when his eyes skimmed across the first line of the paper.

    If you’re reading this, then I’m probably dead.

    He spat out his tea all over his coffee table.

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    02 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 33

    God is Dead, Long Live Sam Winchester by

    Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)  

    08 Sep 2025

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    When Amara kills God, she hides the last fragment of His Grace inside Sam Winchester. Sam doesn’t notice — but every Archangel does.

    To Michael, Raphael, Gabriel, and Lucifer, the Father has returned, walking the Earth in mortal flesh. They dare not approach Him, only watch, worship, and interpret His every word as scripture.

    Sam just wants to save his brother. The Archangels just want their Dad back.

    And somewhere in the middle of the Apocalypse, those two things collide.

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    24 Aug 2025

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    Off the Record by

    Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), DCU  

    22 Sep 2025

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    It wasn’t supposed to matter. He was just another new reporter. Quiet, competent, weirdly polite.
    Lois Lane clocked him in five seconds and dismissed him in ten.

    Until she didn’t.

    Because Clark Kent always seems to know when she’s about to spiral. He remembers her coffee, her schedule, the fact that she forgets to eat lunch. He’s clumsy and soft-spoken and too damn sincere.

    And when he’s not there, she notices.
    And when someone else makes him laugh, she notices that too.

    Lois isn’t sure what to do with that.
    But it’s becoming harder to ignore.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    Extra! Extra! She's Kissing Superman! by

    Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)  

    13 Jul 2025

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    A photo of Lois kissing Superman sparks chaos at the Daily Planet—especially since everyone knows she’s been dating Clark Kent… who doesn’t seem upset at all.

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    20 Aug 2025