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    Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.

    There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.

    A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.

    “Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”

    Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    He makes it to Lando’s room, and the door’s open, with Lando on his knees on the floor, back arched, looking for something under his bed.

    “Nope,” Oscar says, turning around and facing the opposite door. “Absolutely not.”

    “Oscar?” Lando laughs, peering up from his position. “It really can’t be that bad.

    “I can see your ass,” Oscar whisper-hisses, so sick of his stupid dick. He’s already filling out his fucking Simon (Chipmunks) pants.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    @LandoNorris
    I understand that, without my agreement, a Twitter user has put out a thread saying that I am running an Oscar Piastri fan account. This is wrong and I am not running an Oscar Piastri fan account. I am not on F1 Twitter.

    7:31am, via iMessage

    Oscar:
    Be so fucking for real

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    At a glance:

    Lando has a secret F1 Twitter account, an insatiable crush on Oscar, and a sole confidant in Charles. Oh, and also Max by association. And George. And maybe Carlos.

    Gabi is fawning over his teammate and senior, Nico. The best advice the groupchat’s given him is to ‘present his hole’ to Nico. In short, it’s not going well.

    Kimi and Ollie are playing the world’s most elaborate game of gay chicken, and losing because they’re having sex with each other. Also, Kimi might be in love.

    Logan’s not gay, he just really likes Arthur. And Arthur has an autistic special interest in gay people. That’s why he keeps acting gay around Logan, right?

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    03 May 2026

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    Lando’s been using phantom touch on his soulmate for ages—small things, harmless things, just enough to keep himself entertained. A tap here, a brush there. Nothing serious.
    Until one painfully boring debrief, he decides to tickle them.
    Across the room, Oscar Piastri chokes, jerks, and falls clean out of his chair.

    Lando suddenly isn’t bored anymore.

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    16 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    Oscar had seen the lacy neon yellow underwear be handed jokingly to Lando by someone in the crowd, probably just to make him giggle and blush, which it definitely did. But what he didn’t count on was walking into their motorhome to see Lando wearing them.

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    One stupid gift leads to a whole weekend of awkward flirting.

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    18 Sep 2025