2 Bookmarks by cursedfagnique
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It’s a tale as old as time:
Perpetually single twenty-something woman stuck in a monotonous but decent-paying office job goes out for drinks with her colleagues, gets blackout drunk and meets the most beautiful girl she’s ever seen—the kind of girl who looks like she could have walked right out of Mizi’s wettest, most obscene dreams—and they hit it off, and things get steamy, and she thinks that she’s finally found the one, and a one-night stand turns into another night, and then another, and now they’re living together, happily ever after.
That the girl of Mizi’s dreams is incidentally a thousand-year-old succubus who, in her own words, seems to have imprinted on her and has since developed a penchant for meal prepping and obsessing over nutrition labels and making sure Mizi eats her vegetables like a grown, responsible, functioning adult is maybe a little less tale-as-old-as-time conventional—but that’s besides the point.
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February 22, 2018
11:10amJayingee: hey sexy ;) saw your pfp and knew i had to add you. 23/m, you?
AlbertsStuff: i’m flattered but that’s kinda gay
Jayingee: fuck
Jayingee: i’m not gay dawg my stupid bot’s coding just messes up and dms guys sometimesAlbertsStuff: you’re a REAL PERSON???
albert receives a suspicious bot message, and decides to mess around with it.