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  1. Public Bookmark 13

    The Long Con by

    Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

    21 Dec 2025

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    Richie’s eyes gleamed behind his thick lenses. This was the look. The 'Trashmouth' look. "We could get the good stuff, Eds. The top-shelf scotch. The molten lava cake that takes twenty minutes to prep. We could get it all if you just looked like you liked me for five minutes."

    My heart did a weird, uncomfortable flip-flop. "No. Absolutely not. That is fraud, Richie. It’s unethical. It’s a violation of the social contract. What if they ask for ID? What if they have a registry? And besides, the germs on a shared 'celebratory' plate—"

    "The world is a stage, Eddie my love," Richie interrupted, his voice already shifting into a low, theatrical croon. "And we are but humble actors providing dinner theater in exchange for a service fee. Think of the dessert as our commission for a stellar performance."

     

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    Five times Richie and Eddie pretended to be married to get free stuff, and one time it was real.

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    22 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 12

    Whatever You Want by

    Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

    16 Nov 2025

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    Richie and Eddie plan to hang out at the arcade on a Saturday. Richie turns up with a fever the morning of, and Eddie comes over to take care of him.

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    18 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 10

    while we ache to come home somehow by

    Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

    29 Nov 2025

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    Eddie's in a lot of pain, he only just survived the final battle against IT, and there's a long road of recovery ahead.

    At least he has Richie to help him, and in doing that, Eddie discovers what it feels like to be at peace for the first time.

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    17 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 44

    Spring in Boca by

    Fandoms: Taylor Swift (Musician)  

    16 Oct 2025

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    No early morning flights. No tear stained text messages of missing one another. No game-day chaos.

    Just a Boca Raton spring and two people who had finally, finally found time to just be.

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    14 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 39

    Befores & Afters by

    Fandoms: Taylor Swift (Musician)  

    04 Jun 2025

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    From the perspectives of Ed Kelce, Donna Kelce, Scott Swift & Andrea Swift... and from Travis and Taylor. Their befores and afters.

    *Note: I do not know these people, but I follow them on Instagram.

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    04 Jun 2025