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    A story of friendship, bloodrush, poetry, oranges, and proficiency in calligrapher’s supplies.

    Or: When it comes to conventional wingmen, one’s own girlfriend would typically rank low on any list that didn’t also include a motorcycle.

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    18 Jun 2024

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    "Heisenberg?!" Ethan lowers his gun, feeling suddenly, horribly tired. "What the hell are you doing here?"

    "Nice to see you too, Ethan." Ethan's first name practically drips out of Heisenberg's mouth. He's been using a dinner plate as an ashtray, Ethan notices—the kind of minor detail the mind focuses on in moments of extreme stress (god, he's probably lucky the bastard bothered to find himself an ashtray at all).

    But Heisenberg's still talking: "Dropped by, you weren't home, so I let myself in. Wouldn't want me loitering around your porch, bringing down the neighbourhood, would you?"

    Ethan grits his teeth. He'd actually forgotten just how annoying Heisenberg could be. "Which still doesn't explain what the hell you're doing here."

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    20 May 2024

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    As more and more people join the party – all of them adventurers of some repute or renown – Astarion becomes all that more disposable in comparison. He endeavors to keep up or be left behind. (Because of course they will leave him behind. Right?) AKA: Act 1 Astarion’s race from a true level one character to team rogue and the rest of the team's reactions to that.

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    05 Nov 2023

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    When a fight goes south, Astarion doubles down on using the illithid parasites and the rest of the team sees how deep his fears truly run. IE: Origin-run Astarion going full illithid power through Act 2 and what his team has to do to convince him to stop.

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    05 Nov 2023

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    Wyll and Astarion retire from adventuring, and peaceful married life brings new challenges. Old memories don’t go anywhere either.

    And the greatest challenge of them all is the flow of time.

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    29 Sep 2023