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For years Amanita couldn’t help even herself, much less anyone else. Once something unexpected happens, she has a moment to seize, and a life to save
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Wyll wanted to be an honest man for most of his life. With a devil on his back, he could only be a monster hunter, but this too was a honest work, and a way to help, to use the pact for good.
Falling in love with a vampire spawn felt like a bad joke.
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- Part 3 of Heart Wears Knight Armour
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Years after Wyll died, Astarion has a couple of revelations he would rather not have, including the one about generational trauma. He also has a couple of conversations he would rather avoid, including one with Amanita Szarr.
Finding a new reason to live is difficult enough.
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- Part 2 of Heart Wears Knight Armour
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Wyll and Astarion retire from adventuring, and peaceful married life brings new challenges. Old memories don’t go anywhere either.
And the greatest challenge of them all is the flow of time.
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- Part 1 of Heart Wears Knight Armour
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This AU starts out the same way that Prodigal Son of Zaun does – Viktor meets Silco sometime before canon start, but there are two major divergences:
1. Powder came too late with the bomb, Silco had enough time get sappy, to threaten Vander with his kids' future, and promising they will have one with him.
2. Jayce and Viktor got exiled; Mel stood by them and stood firmly by Hextech, but it wasn't enough.
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Everything Is Blue And Illuminated by joan_p
Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
06 Jun 2022
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Killing Time, Unwillingly Mine by joan_p
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
01 Jun 2018
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Kept in an Open Cage by jellyfishline for yellowstonewolves
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Aug 2025
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At long last, after a grueling year in Avernus, Karlach, Wyll, and Astarion have found a way to remove Karlach's engine for good. Returning to Baldur's Gate (and a small cheap flat in the Lower City) Karlach recovers under the careful attentions of her lover, Wyll. There's only one problem: they've let Astarion stay with them. And though Astarion knows that this living arrangement must be temporary and the happy couple will get tired of his company soon enough, he finds himself growing attached to the little life they've made.
It doesn't help that he's madly in love with both of them. Or that they're all sharing a bed.
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12 Aug 2025
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Idiosyncratic Reactions to Mycotoxins by not_whelmed_yet for anonyhex
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
14 Mar 2025
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A remix of anonyhex’s Brucan Bulb….
Astarion inhales the spores of a strange mushroom in the Underdark. Wyll is all-too-familiar with its effects – fever, pain, unbearable arousal – and is determined that he’s not going to allow Astarion to suffer through it alone.
But sometimes people react to drugs strangely. And when Astarion’s symptoms fail to line up with the horrors Wyll remembers, they’re going to have to improvise.
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16 Mar 2025
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The North Atlantic takes no prisoners, but after his ship is sunk by an iceberg, Astarion nevertheless finds himself captured by something: Captain Wyll Ravenguard, RN.
This fic, as a part of the Dazzling Lights & Faerun's Darkest Nights Big Bang, has a cover graciously created by Kringle (bluesky, tumblr):
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Bookmarked by joan_p
26 Feb 2025
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***This work was previously posted and accidentally deleted because I'm a dumdum lollipop! If you were reading this before, I am so sorry, I'm reposting the whole thing! Ahhheeemmm best Rose freezing in the atlantic after the Titanic sank voice: come back!***
Now that he's free of him, Astarion will do whatever he has to in order to stay out of Cazador's grasp. Even if that means letting one of his new companion's get their filthy hands on him. It's an all too familiar charade that he'll have to perform if he wants to convince one of these saps to take a bit, but he doesn't expect the druid to be the one to take the bait. And he certainly doesn't expect the man Halsin turns out to be, or that Astarion will end up falling for him, and hurting them both in the process.
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03 Feb 2025
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Setting Bones by jellyfishline for thecheeseburgercat
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Dec 2024
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Kiss is a stupid word. It doesn’t have the brutal efficiency of fuck. If you say that you have recently fucked, everyone knows what that means. Kiss, on the other hand, implies some… saccharine, disgusting little fantasy. It’s a word that conjures pictures of twee pecks on the cheek, platonic gestures of affection. It is a word that belongs to the same euphemistic category as sleeping together, as (ugh) making love. It is a word that lacks hunger, physicality, consummation.
It is not an inaccurate description of what he and Wyll do in Wyll’s tent.
Astarion discovers that some things are easier said (or involuntarily shared via an illithid parasite's psychic connection) than done.
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22 Dec 2024