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    Eddie’s phone rings from the bedside table. He reaches for it.

    “There’s a hot guy in my bed,” Buck breathes the second he answers. “And I - - am freaking out.”

    Or, Eddie’s last heterosexual thread snaps in a motel room. Buck needs to phone a friend about it.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Eddie says, desperately, “We weren’t doing anything.”

    Christopher looks at Buck. “Were you about to kiss him?”

    Buck’s face goes bright red in a way Eddie didn’t know Buck’s face could go. “No!”

    Christopher looks at Eddie. “Were you about to let him?”

    Eddie’s whole body heats. “No.”

     

    Or five times they were just friends and one time they weren’t

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    03 Feb 2026

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    “As I’ve said five times now, you are my best friend. In the entire universe, for the rest of time. If you could get best friend married, I’d best friend marry you, okay? Can you please chill out?”

    Buck blinks. “You’d best friend marry me?”

    Eddie groans. “Are you only hearing every second word I say?”

    “We should - - we should do that. That’s - - Eddie, we should do that.”

     

    Or, Buck is jealous. He platonically proposes about it.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    “C'mere," Buck says, sitting up to scoot closer to Eddie.

    "What are you doing?” Eddie asks, and Buck sighs.

    "You can just kiss me, get a taste of the lip balm, and tell me what flavour you think it is.”

    Eddie can’t believe his ears.

    "That is such a stupid way to win a bet, Buck."

    “Oh so you concede?"

    Eddie rolls his eyes, shaking his head before planting both hands on the sides of Buck's face and hauling him in to press their lips together.

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    Buck and Eddie make a bet on whether or not Eddie can guess all of Buck's lip balm flavours, and in order for Eddie to get a taste, they have to kiss.

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    13 Oct 2025

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    "So," Pepa says without missing a beat, her crow's feet sinking their talons into the delicate skin around her eyes as she smiles beatifically at him. "You love him. What are you going to do about it?"

    Eddie's brakes come to a screeching halt again, proverbial smoke coming out of his ears. "I…hadn't got that far."

    Right. "I mean, uh, tell him…eventually?" Eddie guesses when Pepa doesn't respond to him and instead stares at him like he's just started speaking Pig Latin.

    "Ay," Pepa says in an exasperated little huff. "We used to have romance."

    Pepa teaches Eddie how to woo Buck. Buck doesn't quite get the picture.

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    28 Sep 2025