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Fit To Be Tied by acernor, danteriordan
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | Èr Hā Hé Tā De Bái Māo Shī Zūn - Ròu Bāo Bù Chī Ròu
23 Jul 2020
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“Yue Lao’s Hidden Guide to Marital Happiness.” - a volume of instructional diagrams, fully illustrated, for married couples wishing to physically reinforce their red strings of fate, enhance matrimonial harmony, and deepen the effectiveness of their dual cultivation.
Chu Wanning stares at the book, his cheeks aflame. This is....did Mo Ran bring this into their house?
Did he intend… for Chu Wanning to read it?
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Rozanov posts on Instagram a lot. Not on his feed, but his stories.
Every time he lands in a city, he posts a story. Usually it's just back of his seat, or sometimes the view out the window—on the tarmac, never anything exciting, one of just many cities their lives are broken up into—and a location tag. Low effort.
It’s pretty obvious what it is. Guys laugh about it, call it Rozanov’s Fuck Signal. The easiest way to get the hot girls who follow him to slide into his DMs.
Easy pussy.
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08 Jan 2026
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Everyone's Favorite Beat Reporter by notlayingroses
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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Casey Williams-Singer @casey_williams - October 11, 2021
Important hockey update. Shane Hollander has changed his goal song. “My husband told me it was boring,” the star center says with a smile. His goal song is now Crazy Little Thing Called Love.--
Shane & Ilya's first year on the Cens together, as told through their resident Beat Reporter.
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- Part 3 of The Cens Beat Reporter
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07 Jan 2026
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Shane loves yoga. It has always been an escape for him—an escape from his body and his mind. When a bunch of other NHL players interrupt him in a hotel gym during a conference, he is not surprised when they make fun of him, but he is surprised when Ilya asks him to teach them a few poses and they all go along with it. He gets to show off his flexibility, and it seems harmless enough to show off a little extra for Ilya, until-
“Holy shit, Hollander, wait—can you suck your own cock?”
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07 Jan 2026
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“He is a weapon, a killer. Do not forget it. You can use a spear as a walking stick, but that will not change its nature.”
—Madeline Milleror
Ilya fights Gritty.
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07 Jan 2026
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the boston raiders have been eliminated from playoff contention by ohtempora
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jan 2026
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u/octranspohaterr • 19 hours ago
I do think OP is either crazy or fucking with us, but I checked their post history and they definitely at least live in Ottawa, they post all the time in the UOttawa subreddit. That being said, it’s a little bit suspicious Rozanov hasn’t re-signed with Boston yet. They're running out of time to give him an eighth year.
Still, if he’s holding out for a ton of money, I don’t know if the Cens will be the ones to pony up.
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06 Jan 2026