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my life has been such a whirlwind (since i saw you) by deceptivesoldier, lyn7
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
19 Jun 2019
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Bucky is biking down the sidewalk he always takes, when a poster catches his eye.
To be fair, the poster is practically the length of the entire side of the building, so it would have been pretty impossible for it not to catch his eye. But that’s not the reason it did.
It’s a movie poster, and Bucky is too busy staring at it that he nearly drives his bicycle straight into a lamp post.
“Oh shit!” Bucky yelps before yanking the handlebars away from the lamp post.
Captain America: The First Avenger.
or the one where Bucky is a florist, Steve is an actor, and they were once childhood friends
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asshole for hire by deceptivesoldier, Falcon_chill, moonbooning
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
27 Oct 2018
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There is a 6ft tall, super built, super hot blond in Bucky’s American History class, and he’s out to ruin Bucky’s life. Every single time something goes wrong for Bucky—like losing a parking spot he was obviously waiting for—it can always be traced right back to Steven fucking Rogers. Alarm clock not go off? Steve’s fault. Gravel in his shoe? Steve’s fault. There’s a guy sitting in his seat in class. Guess who it is! That’s right: Steve Rogers.
Bucky didn’t think he’d be so attracted to his enemy if he ever got one, but here he is. Steve just looks so good bending over to tie his shoe right where Bucky is walking. Bucky’s become an expert at schooling his face into a glare when Steve catches him looking.
Bucky doesn’t know why Steve’s so set on ruining his days. But he’s not gonna let it get to him. That would be letting Steve win.
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just the right fit by deceptivesoldier, talkplaylove
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Jun 2018
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“There should be a tetris vibrator. The blue line one! Or the other shapes if you wanna get kinky.” Bucky says, wiggling his eyebrows. He grins, maybe a little bit maniacally. “Clint, we gotta start a line of Tetris-themed sex toys. We could put it up on...on Kinkstarter!”
“We gotta find a designer.”
Famous last words.
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who needs a bodyguard? by deceptivesoldier, moblit
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Jun 2018
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“Rogers!”
The door whooshes open to reveal a lithe man with haphazardly messed up blond hair and squinty blue eyes, being swallowed by a blanket.
“No need to shout, Peggy. I told you I was awake,” he says, his voice low and rumbly. He looks to Bucky and hums approvingly. “That’s the ugliest suit in the world, but somehow you still look hot. If you wanna forget about being my bodyguard, you could just join me in bed,” he says flirtatiously, blinking at Bucky through way-too-long eyelashes.
Ooooh, Bucky is in trouble.
__Or, the one in which Steve is a flirty model, and Bucky is the bodyguard he doesn’t need.
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say you'll bee mine by deceptivesoldier, obsessivereader, talkplaylove
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Mar 2018
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When Steve glances over at Hot Guy again, Hot Guy catches his eye and gives him a tentative smile. Steve’s brain shuts down and he looks away. But the serum gave him great vision, so out of the corner of his eye, he sees Hot Guy stand up, take two steps, get his foot caught in a backpack strap, trip, and fall down.
Steve’s out of his chair and next to Hot Guy before he even has time to think. "Oh my God, Hot Guy! Are you okay?"
His hearing is sensitive enough to pick out Sam’s whispered “Did you just call Hot Guy ‘Hot Guy’?” at the same time as he realizes what he just said.
Hot Guy blinks up at him from the floor, probably too confused to stand up. "Did you just call me ‘Hot Guy’?"
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Written for the ficwip February challenge 'hey, sweetheart' and combined with a Tumblr ask prompt!
“You’ll be here all week? Terrible that you’re workin’ on Valentine’s Day,” Doris tuts disapprovingly, “you ought to be spendin’ it with your special someone.”
“I ain’t got a special someone right now,” Dean assures her kindly, leaning back in his chair, tapping the table that separates him from Doris and her husband, “and I don’t mind working.”
“Well, of course you do!” Doris exclaims.
“I work most holidays, I really don’t mind –”
“No, you’ve got a special someone,” Doris corrects, eyeing him critically, smirking in a way that crinkles all of her many wrinkles, “a woman like me can tell.”
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10 Mar 2025
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A high-stakes game of ‘gay chicken’ and the easiest $300 Cas thinks he’ll ever make.
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“I bet that you couldn’t go around letting people think we were a couple without correcting them,” Cas says, grinning. "I bet you a hundred dollars that you couldn’t last two weeks."
“You know what, screw it, I could do with a laugh,” Dean says. "So what, we pretend to be a couple for two weeks or until one of us cracks?"
“Until you crack.”
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15 Feb 2025
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He really shouldn’t be thinking thoughts like this about his best friend who literally just broke up with his girlfriend, but he knows he’ll blame it on sleepiness in the morning. He always does.
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02 Feb 2025
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In his final year of college, Dean Winchester’s got a lot of decisions to make: what he’s going to do with his life, where he’s going to do it, and most importantly, which girl he’s going to do... right now. And later tonight. And the next night. And the next—
When new transfer student Castiel Novak shows up first in his class, and then his friend group, Dean can’t help but see it as an infiltration. Something is up with Castiel, and he’s going to find out what. More accurately, he’s going to enlist his best and longest suffering hacker friend, Charlie Bradbury, to do it for him.
Not a single one of Dean’s suspicions has anything to do with the fact that upon their first meeting, Castiel insults his shoes, his general existence, and his masculinity by— looking at him like that.
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29 Jan 2025
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After narrowly surviving their encounter with Carnage, Eddie and Venom are fugitives, fleeing the country. During their mad dash to the Mexican border, they have to sort through old issues, and face new ones as they pop up.
Safety is only 500 miles away, but the road is blocked by many arguments and inconveniences, one particularly motivated government agent, some nasty weather, and (most terrifyingly) emotional intimacy. Ready to hit the road?
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22 Dec 2024