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honey come put your lips on mine (and shut me up) by tinyteamug
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jan 2025
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“Do not,” Agatha said to herself from her spot in the media booth, “you absolutely do not need to defend your honor against-”
Rio dropped her gloves.
“God fucking damn it.”
The Sharks’ forward had barely gotten her own gloves off before Rio’s fist connected with her jaw. The crowd erupted.
“I am going to kill her,” Agatha announced to no one in particular, already mentally drafting press releases. “Should’ve kept managing curling teams. Nobody ever gets punched in curling.”
OR: Gently feral hockey star Rio and long-suffering publicist Agatha who definitely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit
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22 Jul 2025
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Agatha is a terrified six-year-old with a dead witch at her feet when she meets a strange girl, seemingly her age. She learns the girl's name when she is eight and her true identity by thirteen.
Soon, she becomes the only constant in Agatha's life - her friend, wife, and, eventually, enemy.
Still, Agatha loves her through it all. For centuries.
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Their history from their first meeting through different chance encounters, their marriage, Agatha's time with Nicky, acquiring the Darkhold, losing everything, stepping on the Road and to ending up back at the cottage in Rio's arms.Bookmarked by deersapphic0
22 Jul 2025
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someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.
“Moving on to property taxes…”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”
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Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.
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- Part 1 of death and taxes
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16 Jul 2025
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Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
"Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
"Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
"What?"
"I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
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27 May 2025