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Stewy sees Kendall at a hotel bar, two years after their breakup. A story told in conversation.
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for all it's worth (i would have loved you until the end) by dehaans
Fandoms: Euphoria (TV 2019)
12 Jan 2022
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The words weigh heavy in her chest. But it’s out there now, with Ali and the moon as witness: Rue at her barest. A teenager with baggage and issues that no one should ever carry on their back, doing her best to get by, all while loving someone with the kind of intensity seldom seen outside of Italian fucking opera. Rue does not want to kill herself. She has something, someone, to live for now.
And isn’t it wonderful? How now, she can picture a life outside of the confines of high school. How now, she can see herself, picture herself: taller, brighter, cleaner, happier. Why isn’t Ali happy for her?
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“I’m not saying I won’t be back in your life. I will be, after a while… for how long, I don’t know. But. I am your biggest fan, Kara Danvers, and I will continue being so.”
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or, Lena tells Kara she's leaving National City.
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we're never done with killing time (can i kill it with you?) by dehaans
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2021)
20 Aug 2021
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“Do I look like I’m joking?” She says, voice unwavering.
“Well, fuck,” Luna murmurs to herself, but audible enough for Monet to hear. The girl clears her throat and takes a sip from her drink, before facing Monet again with much more conviction now. “How long should we do it for?” She asks, then, looking at Audrey.
From Monet’s peripheral vision, the blonde shrugs. “Surprise me.”
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OR When Audrey Hope dares Monet to kiss Luna, and things go out of hand.
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“So, if I’m such a lost cause, why the hell are you here?”
“Because I’m good at my job and I love a challenge.”
“A congressional race is not the same as a presidential.”
“I’ve managed races for congressmen, senators, governors.” She listed off breezily. “I’m interested in the big score.”
“You wanna swing your dick around and show off?” Agatha scoffed.
“Like you don’t.”
Agatha leaned in now too, challenging her. “The difference is, I don’t need to wave mine around for everybody to know how big it is.”
“Agatha,” She said, which was disrespectful given they’d only just met. “Let me run this campaign. I can make you someone America will want to vote for.”
She finally pulled away, chuckling and sitting back down. “I don’t need you for that.”
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VP Agatha has three months to run for president and begrudgingly makes Rio her campaign manager.
AKA The Veep/Scandal/West Wing AU that twitter told me to writeSeries
- Part 1 of Moves
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“I’d give her two weeks. Maybe a month. An uncomfortable month. Or, I take her back to Philadelphia, give her a good meal, a snuggle, and an easy death, and she becomes a part of research that will better humanity. Not bad for a calf born in bumfuck, Pennsylvania.”
“What do they call you at your lab,” Rio asked. She was standing with her hands on her hips and a wrinkle in her brow, “‘The Closer’, something like that?”
“I want that calf,” Agatha said, her voice measured, even, “And the only thing standing between her and me right now is you."
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After a calf with a rare congenital abnormality is born on an area farm, Agatha, a researcher, goes to collect. Unfortunately, the calf's owner is not exactly keen on giving her up.
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Bookmarked by dehaans
12 Apr 2025
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local witch just wants to live the quiet suburban life with her wife and kid and bun but random witches just keep coming to throw down 👊💥
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12 Apr 2025
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someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.
“Moving on to property taxes…”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”
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Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.
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- Part 1 of death and taxes
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get you where you wanna go, if you know what i mean by sobercatnip
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Mar 2025
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Rio’s first ride with Agatha and a random blonde was easily one of the wildest she’d had in four months of driving for Uber. The next few nights, Agatha hops in again, this time with a redhead, and Rio just figures it’s just a funny coincidence. But when Agatha shows up a third time with a brunette, Rio starts to suspect she’s accidentally starring in a lesbian remake of Serendipity. The only problem though? She’s pretty sure she’s not the one who’s supposed to fall in love.
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30 Mar 2025
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crying i love my lesbians so much also this might be an all-time favorite fic