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A Living Nightmare (well, mostly) by delusionisthesolution
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2026
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Harry and Draco get into a fight. again. for the 5th time that week.
Everybody is fed up of them, and the teachers decide to promote house unity and change all the sleeping arrangements so it’s mixed house.
This is going to be a nightmare (well, mostly).
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After a long, bloody war, Draco Malfoy just wants to do something good with his life for a change, and resolves to become a healer. But magical society refuses to make it easy for him, and an increasingly dramatic series of events—all of them instigated by Harry Potter—get him kicked out of med school, force him to live in exile, and threaten to destroy the new life he’s trying so desperately to build.
But Harry isn’t instigating anything—at least not on purpose. He’s just trying to work up the nerve to ask him out. His efforts don’t appear to be going great.
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The Newlywed Game: Johnlock Edition by patternofdefiance for penumbra
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
07 Aug 2014
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What it says on the tin: John and Sherlock pretend to be married in order to be contestants in a Newlywed Game.
Of course it's for a case.
Of course it doesn't stay that way.Series
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The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), johnlock - Fandom
10 Sep 2012
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John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan that will resolve the issue. The results will determine who wins the prize. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences.
BOOKS: I made downloadable epub and mobi (kindle) files for this story with nicer formatting, a new cover, and the illustrations embedded. If you want this on your device, please download them here:
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Regulus pulled, catching James off balance, bringing their faces closer together.
“Ready to beg?”
“Always”
Regulus blinked. James froze, and blushed.
aka Regulus is ambushed by his friends at 7am on a Saturday(!) to go play Lasertag where it is difficult to keep away from a certain black haired boy.
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Me: hi mr lupin 😊
Mr. Lupin: Hello
Mr. Lupin: Are you going to tell me who you are today?
Me: i have another hint for you
Me: i don't have a dad, but i could sure use a daddy ❤️
Mr. Lupin: And you figure I'm the man for that job?
Me: 😜
Me: you tell me
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Bookmarked by delusionisthesolution
04 Jun 2026
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To future me: the age gap WILL freak you out but it’s ok because the smut is peak