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    “Oh, we’re on this again, are we? In the middle of my plight?”

    “Just telling the truth,” Phil shrugged. “I can hear you stressing in your mind, you know?”

    Dan shook his head, his eyes gleaming.

    “Right,” he said. “Except our fucking neighbours can probably hear it too, with how loud I’m projecting my misery.”

    Phil can read thoughts. Dan doesn't believe him.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Dan is a depressed lawyer, Phil is a sad romance author. They meet when they're stranded at an airport, thinking they'll never see each other again. But when Phil writes a book about their encounter, Dan wants to meet him once more.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    life changing

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    It started when he was seventeen. The royal family was parading about the kingdom on their royal progress celebrating the new decade. The whole village was out to see them go past and wave politely in their posh outfits and gold jewellery. Dan, honestly, couldn’t give a fuck, but he was dragged out by his family nevertheless.

    Then he saw him. The Prince. He looked angelic, white-blond hair and pale skin catching the sun in a way that made him seem like he was glowing. And god, was he pretty, big blue eyes, full lips and a genuine smile across his face. Dan was smitten, just like that, his heart lost to the handsome man. And it wasn’t just attraction, Dan felt like there was something more there, some invisible force, like a string wrapped around his heart, drawing him to the Prince.

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    A Dom/sub medieval fantasy AU with crossdressing, smut, and Dan feeding Phil grapes like the Princess he is. Knight!Dan and Prince!Phil fall in love, but what happens when Dan stumbles upon a secret Phil's been keeping from him?

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    10 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 79

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    Phil meets Dan at a vampire representation demonstration.

    He ends up watching him and the way he’s gnawing on his thumbnail, looking across at a stall that's selling gluten-free blood substitutes. He stands out in the crowd – not so much because of how much black he’s wearing, but his height. Phil thinks that this is first person he’s seen all day who doesn’t make him feel like a giant.

    In which Phil is a lonely ex-vampire hunter living in the city and Dan's just a pretty guy who doesn't sleep and wears a lot of black...right?

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    02 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    “Good boy.” He praised. Staring down at his little cherub, dozing off yet again, something finally clicked. Armand shook him gently. “Danny? How old are you?”

    A look between panic and confusion struck Danny’s eyes. “I don’t know. I’m small?”

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    After an argument, Daniel regresses. Armand takes care of him.

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    12 Oct 2025